Did I ever mention my movie idea called Passion of the Christ where Bill Gates and [generic billionaire man] are in cahoots with THE DEVIL! They are going to vaccinate everyone on earth with the mark of the beast so that satan can take over the world! God sees this and tells Jesus to go back down to earth and save humanity from the vaccine.
Passion of the Sociopathic. Where Bill Gates and [generic demagogue] are in cahoots with PHARMACEUTICALS! They are going to vaccinate everyone complacent with the mark of the profits so that gay fear can take over the world! A dumbass human sees this and tells himself to go back online and humor the stupid from the internets. Title thy movie Idiocracy Now.
Passion of the Sociopathic. Where Bill Gates and [generic demagogue] are in cahoots with PHARMACEUTICALS! They are going to vaccinate everyone complacent with the mark of the profits so that gay fear can take over the world! A dumbass human sees this and tells himself to go back online and humor the stupid from the internets. Title thy movie Idiocracy Now.
Azkaban is the quintessential prison I base mine on. No food, no blankets, no cleaning, no heating, no entertainment, but everyone inside survives for decades.
In Hogwarts on Christmas, imagine being a kid sitting in front of the dinner table when all the magical food appears and right in front of you is nothing but a plate of goddamn grapes to your left salad to your right boiled corn. I see nobody getting up and going to other parts of the table. Terrible bastards designed that dinner for a painting or movie.
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I tried engaging with a homeless man today. He was in an old shitty car stuffed with what I assume to be his belongings at a parking lot. As I approached his car he started to get mad and say "What", so I said "what's up?" And flashed him a couple bottles of water through the window. He said "No! No! I have water." I looked in his car and he has a bunch of random shit, most notably an entire gallon of milk. I asked if he was sure and he kept telling me he had water in a "what the fuck do I need 2 for?" kind of way. I didn't want to get shot, so I said "'ight." I had 6 bottles of water and 400 dollars for him, but I guess he didn't want to be bothered. I felt guilty during my drive home.
I tried engaging with a homeless man today. He was in an old shitty car stuffed with what I assume to be his belongings at a parking lot. As I approached his car he started to get mad and say "What", so I said "what's up?" And flashed him a couple bottles of water through the window. He said "No! No! I have water." I looked in his car and he has a bunch of random shit, most notably an entire gallon of milk. I asked if he was sure and he kept telling me he had water in a "what the fuck do I need 2 for?" kind of way. I didn't want to get shot, so I said "'ight." I had 6 bottles of water and 400 dollars for him, but I guess he didn't want to be bothered. I felt guilty during my drive home. [www.nydailynews.com] https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ny-m...hpem-story.html
*cough you could always just give me your 400 dollars homie
Whenever I am with a fat person, I burp really loud because it will make them feel less uncomfortable, and I can get away with it because they are fat.
In more bizarre news, apparently /r/simpsonsshitposting had a fascist makeover attempt by a moderator yesterday. The first moderator/owner (who ran the facebook simpsons shitposting page ages ago) brought in some other guy with fascist tendencies and then proceeded to wreck the sub.
I just can't figure out why they'd choose a simpsons subreddit to do this to, instead of some subreddit that was at least slightly political in nature.
This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 7 2021, 23:39
I just can't figure out why they'd choose a simpsons subreddit to do this to, instead of some subreddit that was at least slightly political in nature.
Reddit mods are not paid directly. They make their money from manipulating product placements, positive coverage and endorsements. On popular reddits they can make decent money. That is why there are mods trying to take over as many popular reddits as possible.
Make me the moderator the FSZ so I can foment chaos
I for one welcome our new incel overlords.
QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Dec 7 2021, 16:39)
Reddit mods are not paid directly. They make their money from manipulating product placements, positive coverage and endorsements. On popular reddits they can make decent money. That is why there are mods trying to take over as many popular reddits as possible.
Yeah but the thing is the owner of the board was for a long time already, but just now decided to push his political agenda. IDK what the deal is.
They'd done this a long time ago on facebook, but never here. A lot of people didn't even seem to realize that the owner was the same person.
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