[X] My Assistant

They specifically didn't mention his mental health though. Kamala is fighting with Pete Buttigieg for the presidential role now.

Is Bootyfudge the one in charge of the ports and not getting the supply chain moving? He needs to go down there and spread his bung open for the sailors and truckers and get that merch to the Walmarts so kids can have their fucking Christmas.

Democrat Rep Rashida Tliab: No our bill won't release everyone lol lol lol

Reporter: Literally the bill you endorse says 'release everyone from prison"

Rashida Tliab: You aren't supposed to report that *winky face*

I saw that on TV and couldn't even believe it. That bitch is literally drunk or high or both. I wish the reporter would've said to her "Are you insane?" or something like that. At least Peter Doocy fucks with Psloppy and calls her out during her pathetic news conferences.

Kinda prefer the corrupt politicians compared to the ones that literally want to destroy the country. They want to release criminals as part of their road map to communist take over.



"The only solution is commie reeevolution"



Democrats: Lets make looting of poor neighborhoods legal.

Looters: Looting is legal WOOOO


It almost funny to see companies that supported these policies getting looted but it is a symptom of social upheaval.

Literally wouldn't take much to fix, just make looting illegal again....

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 24 2021, 23:01

I, great Lord Weegeeweegeeweegee have ruled since time Immemorial over the vast Bronze age Empire stretching from the Mountains all the Way over to the Sea!
All 1,250,000 of the Subjects of my land bow before me in the realm the size of Portugal!

(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/7DTjtSY.gif)
^I don't care how true this is or isn't. It's just amusing to me.
(IMG:[i.imgur.com] https://i.imgur.com/QFAlixD.jpg)

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Nov 27 2021, 01:35

Libertarians can't decide where they should be in the US, which seems about right.


edit: Salvation Army finally died. They allowed a SJW commission to form and launch an internal witch hunt. I didn't hate them but they are doomed now. As a religious slave army, you'd think they would think twice about adopting marxism which is antithetical to their entire religious cause.

Salvation Army: We have noticed that donations have crashed. Stop reading our new internal SJW training documents and keep giving us money you bigots.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Nov 27 2021, 23:58

I'm going through old porns of my cartoon wife to see if I can find anything that doesn't look like it was drawn by an ape's asshole.

So far, I have not had any luck.

I'm going through old porns of my cartoon wife to see if I can find anything that doesn't look like it was drawn by an ape's asshole.

So far, I have not had any luck.

Thats a harsh era to go through. Ms paint was an upgrade in the 90s.

Wow Twitter just banned people from posting images and memes of Biden, Antifa and people rioting.

They went full commie.

Wow Twitter just banned people from posting images and memes of Biden, Antifa and people rioting.

They went full commie.

link?

link?

[www.washingtonpost.com] https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...y-policy-media/

[techcrunch.com] https://techcrunch.com/2021/11/30/twitter-e...-their-consent/

[www.fastcompany.com] https://www.fastcompany.com/90701453/people...tweeting-images

The misuse of private media can affect everyone, but can have a disproportionate effect on women, activists, dissidents, and members of minority communities.

Sharing factual videos and images disproportionately affects radical Marxists. There is no point if we can infinitely bail out radicals if their images are posted online. It also makes propaganda less effective if people can see the actual videos or photos.

Oh the policy also allows activist groups to apply to remove images and not just the individual. That's handy. You also don't have to prove you are the person in the photo to apply. Gosh that's useful.

If blue checks decide the image being posted is 'useful for public discourse' then the images can remain on twitter. That's great for propaganda.

So far the policy has some pretty big holes already:
Photos and videos of Jan 6 participants; useful for public discourse fighting racism somehow.
Photos and videos of 'peaceful protests' to be removed for impacting on the protected right to free speech.


The radicals are actually worried that the policy will be used to remove videos of police brutality and prevent them from going viral which is a major source of their funding and engagement. So they want a commitment from twitter that the policy will be applied 'correctly'.

It would be kind of hilarious if Twitter actually enforced their policy in a non-partisan fashion and started stopping the platform from polarizing the planet but that would just be a pipe dream.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 1 2021, 01:26

Ms paint

That made me miss Coco. I miss her arts. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I've never gotten a platinum ticket before. What should I do? Sell it? Redeem it? Hoard?

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Dec 1 2021, 07:36

While ass probably would default to peach 🍑, I wonder what (pair of) symbol(s) would work for breasts as emoji?
🍮🍮
🍈🍈
🗻🗻
🏐🏐
⚽⚽
🫓🫓 (pettanko?)
🥥🥥
🍔🍔
...

It's not easy :/

(IMG:[i.redd.it] https://i.redd.it/p8nfq9yd1o081.png)

I don't think that is real, but is funny.

MTG has a huge faction of Twits that are getting people fired from the company if they voted for Trump or if they donated to Kyle's defense fund.

If you are going to shoot someone, why wouldn't you just swap the gun to the other hand? This dude just pussed out completely when his Marxist delusion that they could destroy communities with complete impunity exploded like his bicep. As soon as someone hit back he broke down and cried. He was used to abusing women not getting hurt himself.

They dismissed one of his felony charges six days before the Rittenhouse trial because he was the star lefty witness and it would have been bad of the case if their witness was convicted again.... That's amazing.

He was also a playstation scalper and selling stolen consoles as well in 2013.


2010 Bashed his elderly grandmother
2012 selling stolen playstations
2013 stalking and attacking ex-girlfriend
2015 driving under the influence of drugs and illegal firearm possession
2020 DWI BAC 0.212 charges dropped. Firearm possession charges dropped.





This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Dec 2 2021, 12:26

As soon as someone hit back he broke down and cried.

If someone flicked my right testicle (it hangs lower) I would break down and cry.

I loved the last episode.

That comedian always cracks me up. Joe Biden and Ben Shapiro would be a great comedy duo.

In other comedy news; French Comedian Jussie Smollett had his defense blown out of the water, that he was tricked by professional Nigerian scammers, when the jury was show the rehearsal tape of the 'hate crime'....

They had a rehearsal tape... what a professional. I don't get it, why not just make the whole thing up.. why actually try to act it out lol. He must be a method actor.

His defense tried to blame the two men he hired to try to hate crime attack him but they brought out the rehearsal tapes.

OMG.