[X] My Assistant

19m renters are behind on rent in the US

11m are behind on mortgage repayments.

Blackstone: We are making more money than ever. We raise rent, and buy the houses when the bank forecloses. Thanks Obama.
Biden: C'mon man

Yep, that's largely the situation

They live streamed the arrest of Chris Chan's arrest...



Blizzard goes double nuclear as it turns out an IT staff member was putting cameras in the bath rooms.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 3 2021, 00:40

Tenchi apparently pregnants both Ryoko and Ayeka.

How is that POSSIBLE?

Tenchi apparently pregnants both Ryoko and Ayeka.

How is that POSSIBLE?

Is this fanfiction or reality? Maybe fan service.


edit: Biden: We have to lockdown to delay the impact of lockdowns. C'mon man.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 3 2021, 07:50

Is this fanfiction or reality? Maybe fan service.

It fucking sucks narratively. Polyamory and polygamy are sins.

Don't forget polyandry

Twitter celebrates polyamorous Flordia woman with 4 husbands having a baby
[nypost.com] https://nypost.com/2019/12/06/polyamorous-f...ds-is-pregnant/

Two months later...

Dude dyed his hair green and abused the baby
[thefederalist.com] https://thefederalist.com/2020/04/15/why-ch...our-boyfriends/

I hate kids. They're cute sometimes, but god damn do I hate them.

Just sayin'

Should the plural of Weegeeweegeeweegee be:
Wi'gweg
or
Weegewes
or
Icy?

This post has been edited by weegeeweegeeweegee: Aug 3 2021, 17:13

Nothing.

Based on the DOJ report they want Cuomo to stand down not due to the 15k murders/homicide that he tried to cover up but instead because of allegations of sexual harassment that they haven't pursued yet but they found a photo.

Biden: C'mon man, if people remember the deaths it will make me look bad because I backed you.

Medieval Mongol society is my kind of place:
1. Only food is fermented and curdled milk products and boiled meat. Millet would be and boiled in water into a thin liquid to gulp down.

2. Nobody would wash clothes lest it anger the lords of the streams. One would wear the same pair of clothes until it wore out. One would never bathe either under penalty of execution.

3. The Great Khan had a large tent on wheel pulled by a team of oxen, a great fat bastard he was that I admire who would ride on his throne I admire indeed!

It's me the CDC.

[www.cdc.gov] https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombies/#/page/1

It's me the CDC.

[www.cdc.gov] https://www.cdc.gov/cpr/zombies/#/page/1

Why? Why would they do this?

The zombie scenario planning was an exercise for strategic planning to respond to unforeseeable disasters and plagues.


Argh the Chris chan drama is getting worse as they find more stuff and also he may get off some charges due to being a 'woman' and even may be eligible to be put in a female prison....


To think it all started when he won a Sonic comic competition.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 5 2021, 06:00

To think it all started when he won a Sonic comic competition.

IDK, I blame the parents for not aborting

And the internet for paying any attention

In honor of the time period I most associate chris-chan with, while not going absolutely fucking insane by actually thinking about chris-chan any more than I already have this week, I'm leekspinning and reading encyclopædia dramatica until I go to bed.


This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Aug 5 2021, 07:21

The original IEVAN POLKKA people still sound pretty good.





Daft punk is pretty dramatic lol.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Aug 5 2021, 12:14

I don't know what the plot is but it was pretty good future seventies.

Still leekspinning

I went to sleep with it going.

Here is Machiavelli pwning some woketards



Religion never changes.

What is a leekspin