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post Jul 26 2021, 04:51
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Jesus Christ I was joking.

China is going to steamroll us in 2025 after Trump term 2.
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post Jul 26 2021, 05:46
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QUOTE(Honeycat @ Jul 26 2021, 02:42) *

Better start working out, Eso, so you can protect us when you get drafted for WW3. Or WW4, whichever one is next, I think we already went through 3 last year.

Even if they bring back the draft here they still won't give me an automatic weapon or access to explosives.
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post Jul 26 2021, 06:20
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QUOTE(balthy13 @ Jul 25 2021, 16:51) *

Jesus Christ I was joking.

China is going to steamroll us in 2025 after Trump term 2.


Its actually worse, they have suspended the PT due to covid 19. *face palm*


China: We are giving all of our soldiers remote control explosive helmets so they will fight to the death.

US: Our military can do an optional 1.5 mile walk.

QUOTE(Mags_ @ Jul 25 2021, 17:46) *

Even if they bring back the draft here they still won't give me an automatic weapon or access to explosives.


Wait? Why would I join then?

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post Jul 26 2021, 09:47
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I have a video of Australians sawing guns in half and dumping them in piles of scrap, it's super sad.

[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Agreement
Whatever you guys get, you deserve it.

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post Jul 26 2021, 09:59
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At least the Navy is safe. Oh wait...
[www.dailymail.co.uk] Scathing official report finds US Navy is too woke for war because of risk averse, politically correct, control-freak top brass
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post Jul 26 2021, 10:43
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QUOTE(Pillowgirl @ Jul 25 2021, 21:47) *

I have a video of Australians sawing guns in half and dumping them in piles of scrap, it's super sad.

[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Agreement
Whatever you guys get, you deserve it.


We have more guns now.

Its only the % ownership of semi-automatics and handguns that dropped.


Joe Biden: "Democracies can not function in the 21st century, the argument is that things are moving so rapidly, that we need autocracy"

Autocracy? like North Korea, Zimbabwe and Cuba? America is supposed to be the shinning beacon of democracy not ushering in authoritarianism and praising China and Russia as shinning examples of strong governments.

Who exactly voted for this guy?

The CNN town hall was a brutal disaster. CNN doesn't want to show it. Luckily its ratings were terrible.





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post Jul 26 2021, 11:58
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QUOTE(Pillowgirl @ Jul 26 2021, 17:47) *

I have a video of Australians sawing guns in half and dumping them in piles of scrap, it's super sad.

[en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Agreement
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I never gave them my guns.

Also being a primary producer, I have access to a massive amount of KN03 fertilizer.

Couple that with our massive stores of diesel......
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post Jul 26 2021, 14:59
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Just to clarify for the glow in the dark fellows that manage the new servers, he means for entirely legitimate agricultural uses.
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post Jul 26 2021, 15:41
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You need [en.wikipedia.org] ammonium nitrate unless you want to make black powder.
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post Jul 26 2021, 17:10
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jul 26 2021, 04:43) *
Who exactly voted for this guy?
My parents. I think they actually like him.
I also did but only because I prefer competent evil to grossly incompetent evil.
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post Jul 26 2021, 17:35
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My parents. I think they actually like him.
I also did but only because I prefer competent evil to grossly incompetent evil.

Vote for me, I am evil.
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post Jul 26 2021, 17:54
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QUOTE(AhumanRS @ Jul 26 2021, 11:35) *
Vote for me, I am evil.
I prefer good to evil, too, though.
I'll think about it
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post Jul 26 2021, 18:08
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I'm good now
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post Jul 26 2021, 21:06
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QUOTE(AhumanRS @ Jul 26 2021, 12:08) *
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I instantly believe you without hesitation.
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post Jul 27 2021, 05:00
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QUOTE(dragontamer8740 @ Jul 26 2021, 05:10) *

I also did but only because I prefer competent evil to grossly incompetent evil.


He has been incontinent for years. Obama said he was always fucking everything up during his presidency.
Biden also was laughed out of the race for presidency twice before but now even with his antics getting worse people (living, dead and non-existent) voted for him.

Most countries would be worried about a puppet being installed.


From the CNN town-hall:

Don Lemon Party: "Can you tell us about some of the great things you have done as president so far?"

Biden: "Secret service keeps asking me why I am wandering around the white house during the night"

*Biden looks into the distance with glazed eyes*

Me *facepalm*
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post Jul 28 2021, 01:45
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jul 26 2021, 20:00) *

From the CNN town-hall:
Don Lemon Party: "Can you tell us about some of the great things you have done as president so far?"
Biden: "Secret service keeps asking me why I am wandering around the white house during the night"
*Biden looks into the distance with glazed eyes*
Me *facepalm*


Biden was just suffering from tunnel vision when he said that. I think Biden answered the question CORRECTLY (from his perspective) but didn't express it properly due to neuron loss.

I assumed Biden was thinking of his many sleepless nights wandering the white house as he was thinking of ways to try to do meaningful things during his term.
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post Jul 29 2021, 00:22
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QUOTE(EsotericSatire @ Jul 26 2021, 17:00) *

He has been incontinent for years.


There's a Depends joke in there somewhere.
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post Jul 29 2021, 01:32
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Biden is gay but not homosexual
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post Jul 29 2021, 03:29
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QUOTE(balthy13 @ Jul 28 2021, 16:32) *

Biden is gay but not homosexual


That Depends....
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post Jul 29 2021, 03:34
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Biden eats the poo poo.


edit: Also DC comics is dead. Their flagship comic 'I am not Starfire' is about a short overweight bi-curious emo teenage girl, whose super powers are being a short overweight bi-curious emo teenage girl based on the life of the author Mariko Tamaki.

Wow people on reddit are saying that the comic book is stunning and brave because its written for women and minorities. Though nobody has actually bought the comic.

Its kind of funny that the people claiming to be actual women are bashing DC comics whilst the people claiming to actually be men are saying how great the bad comics are.

None of the people in any of the threads are buying the comic though, they are just arguing about the politics of it.

The lefties defending the comic, are not buying it. They are just taking the moral high ground saying that comics should target 'non-traditional' markets that don't buy comics. However they aren't buying the comics!??!

"Sexist racist neck-beards are angry about exclusivity; I didn't buy the comic"

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