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I had the shits tonight. I think too much turkey bacon was the culprit. I love that shit, but not bacon shits.

They are finally adding a pregnant man emoji.

What system is this? and what player are you using? Because some players can be told which subtitles to use unconditionally.

It's a system where the opening/ending/others of a video are in a single separate .mkv file with its own subtitles, but every episode file load them.
But if you extract the subtitles and have MPC-HC use external subtitles, the subtitles for the OP/ED/other aren't loaded, and the subtitles for the episode are out of sync due to the added video content (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)

It's a system where the opening/ending/others of a video are in a single separate .mkv file with its own subtitles, but every episode file load them.
But if you extract the subtitles and have MPC-HC use external subtitles, the subtitles for the OP/ED/other aren't loaded, and the subtitles for the episode are out of sync due to the added video content (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)

Sounds like something that could be solved with the ffmpeg concat filter, maybe.

So far to win fights on Twitter:

- They have installed people in the online dictionary companies to change the definitions of words to try to win debates.

- They are trying to add women to the draft in the US.

Next are women on twitter going to mass kill themselves or burn their houses down to match the suicide and homeless rate of men?

Hahahaha.

I had the shits tonight. I think too much turkey bacon was the culprit. I love that shit, but not bacon shits.

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- They are trying to add women to the draft in the US.

Would be better if we eliminated the draft entirely for everyone. If the population of the country doesn't want to defend the country and volunteer, maybe that's a sign the country is beyond saving or that the war is unjust.

Would be better if we eliminated the draft entirely for everyone. If the population of the country doesn't want to defend the country and volunteer, maybe that's a sign the country is beyond saving or that the war is unjust.

I think... my country abolished the draft.... I had better check on that....


OHHHHH the draft here is suspended but can be re-instated... great....

I think... my country abolished the draft.... I had better check on that....
OHHHHH the draft here is suspended but can be re-instated... great....

That's what we have, too. Still had to register for it when I turned 18. Was old enough to be used as a meat shield by my country but not old enough to drink.

That's what we have, too. Still had to register for it when I turned 18. Was old enough to be used as a meat shield by my country but not old enough to drink.

Jokes on you, my country says if you are old enough to die for the country then you are old enough to die from drinking.

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Y eah, when a friend tells me they are getting a furbaby (Cat).

Me: It begins.

Better start working out, Eso, so you can protect us when you get drafted for WW3. Or WW4, whichever one is next, I think we already went through 3 last year.

Y eah, when a friend tells me they are getting a furbaby (Cat).

Does it stop with just one cat?

Better start working out, Eso, so you can protect us when you get drafted for WW3. Or WW4, whichever one is next, I think we already went through 3 last year.

I'd rather purposely be rejected for un-fitness

Fucking hell I tapped "post reply" on my phone and posted 3 times

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Jul 26 2021, 00:51

Fucking hell I tapped "post reply" on my phone and posted 3 times

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Jul 26 2021, 00:51

I'd rather purposely be rejected for un-fitness

When America collapses from intersectional marxism, my country will be taken over near instantly.

Our defense plan is to sacrifice 2/3 of the country and fight to the death in the last 1/3.





When we are wiped out, at least we will be able to gloat that we took the high road. I imagine may leftists will become boot licker slaves to survive. I hope they enjoy the re-education camps. At least the women will get state appointed husbands / watchers.

This post has been edited by EsotericSatire: Jul 26 2021, 01:45

I'm too old and fat to be drafted. Which is a shame. Because I really want to murder brown people. In a foreign country. So it's legal. And morally acceptable. Especially when I drone strike weddings and orphanages.

Thanks, Obama.

I'm too old and fat to be drafted. Which is a shame. Because I really want to murder brown people. In a foreign country. So it's legal. And morally acceptable. Especially when I drone strike weddings and orphanages.

Thanks, Obama.

The US airforce has lowered its PT requirements repeatedly to allow more women to pass. So you have a chance of living your dream.

They even made it so you can now walk the 1.5 mile running requirement.

They also just announced they are phasing out body composition testing as that was fat shaming. wow.

You can also do planking instead of situps wow.

You can also do hand release push ups where you can rest on the ground.

Rofl looking at the video of the people choosing the alternate PT choices, its out of shape men and regular women.

They also raised the max age cap.