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I went to 9gag today and i enjoyed it.

Fucking disgusting.

I went to 9gag today and i enjoyed it.

That's like laughing at The Big Bang Theory.

That's like laughing at The Big Bang Theory.

That's reddit.

Democrats are creating the dystopia faster than expected

[apnews.com] Nevada bill would allow tech companies to create governments.

For 1.25 billion, tech companies can buy a district and become the government with all the powers and authority of counties including the ability to impose taxes, form school districts and courts and provide government services.

Corporations are not people, they are the government now under democrats.

Texas, one of the hot states, is suddenly in a deep freeze with snow and ice and because of their green wind turbines freezing, they have no power. They're a huge energy producing state yet have no power because of that hippie windmill shit, holy fuck.

So much for global warming and relying on green power.

Did the uber eats pay rate go up? Originally it was just foreigners on little scooters delivering the food but now its like middle class people. They are delivering the food but flexing on me with their nice cars.

So much for global warming and relying on green power.

Texas can always try power generation as shown in this doujinshi on sad panda:
(C77) [Ringo Gakuen (Mayonnaise.)] Joseiki-nai no Piston Undou ni Yoru Masatsu Taiden wo Riyou shita Hatsuden System no Rekishi | History of Piston Friction-Powered Electricity Generation System Via the Female Reproductive Organ [English] [DesuDesu]

about taking my dreams seriously for the first time

Did the uber eats pay rate go up? Originally it was just foreigners on little scooters delivering the food but now its like middle class people. They are delivering the food but flexing on me with their nice cars.

Just go to the place yourself, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Just go to the place yourself, what the fuck is wrong with you?

His government will arrest him if he walks down the street.

A few seconds ago, a very strong smell of shampoo started floating around (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)

A few seconds ago, a very strong smell of shampoo started floating around (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)

You have cancer.

Malays should renounce their religion and start eating pork.

You have cancer.

No, just unexpectedly thin walls when it come to some things (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)
But someone probably dropped an entire bottle of shampoo (if not several) or something back then, not sure if the smell came from the neighbor bathroom or beyond my door, or even from the window (but less likely I think).
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Actually, I could have cancer with all those smokers out there and other things, but if that was the case, it would be unrelated (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

This post has been edited by uareader: Feb 18 2021, 21:41

Democrats: We need to kill republicans because they are threat to communism.

Terrell Jermaine Starr: "National security experts told me the Republican Parrty is functioning like a terror cell. One said, 'If they were in Afghanistan, we would've hit them. Either a raid, drop a bomb on them"

Me: Yes, Republicans are the terrorists.

Historical communists were not cultural marxists.

Historical communists were not cultural marxists.

Critical theory was endorsed by the soviets though.

Man, the PS5 is cool.

Man, the PS5 is cool.

Did you kill someone to get one?

Did you kill someone to get one?

That's pretty much the only way to get the RTX 4080 when it comes out.