[X] My Assistant

But you need someone to make you disappointed.
At least put me on probation.

Only people Rad doesn't hate will be allowed to post there.

Which is no one.

Not even himself. Especially himself.

Selfie time!! Reward me with your 'tributes' (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
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Only people Rad doesn't hate will be allowed to post there.

Which is no one.

Not even me

CNN for sale.

Vox is also dying and all the leadership has abandoned ship.

Huffpost is being traded

CNN for sale.

Vox is also dying and all the leadership has abandoned ship.

Huffpost is being traded

Ah, yes. Get woke; go broke.

Anyways, My colleagues and I were discussing what a fuckton would be as a unit of measurement and we figured out that it would be 500 tons. That amounts to 1M avoirdupois pounds.

Ah, yes. Get woke; go broke.

Anyways, My colleagues and I were discussing what a fuckton would be as a unit of measurement and we figured out that it would be 500 tons. That amounts to 1M avoirdupois pounds.

Is that an imperial fuck ton or a metric fuck ton? I have discussed this with colleges in the past as well

My opinion was 1000 tons was a metric fuck ton as it was a lot and also very metric but the engineers disagreed and wanted to quantify it more. I think we agreed that the least it could be was 200 tons.

Is that an imperial fuck ton or a metric fuck ton? I have discussed this with colleges in the past as well

My opinion was 1000 tons was a metric fuck ton as it was a lot and also very metric but the engineers disagreed and wanted to quantify it more. I think we agreed that the least it could be was 200 tons.

Avoirdupois is imperial units. A million pounds definitely qualifies as an imperial fuckton.

Anyways, My colleagues and I were discussing what a fuckton would be as a unit of measurement and we figured out that it would be 500 tons. That amounts to 1M avoirdupois pounds.

Is that an imperial fuck ton or a metric fuck ton?

Pretty sure she would know.

Do you guys remember that time when some kid was arrested for sexting and the cop was like "This is a picture of your penis" and the kid was like "nuh uh" and cop wuz like "uh huh"

Prosecutors and police in Manassas City, Virginia, have a warrant to photograph a 17-year-old's penis in hopes of convicting him as a sex offender for sending a dirty video to his 15-year-old girlfriend. The boy's lawyer tells the Washington Post that after he refused to plead guilty, prosecutors said they would need to "just take him down to the hospital, give him a shot, and then take the pictures that we need." Of his erect genitalia.

That kid had the best cock that police officer has ever seen.
[roanoke.com] https://roanoke.com/news/local/va-cops-want...17a43b2370.html

How can a 17 year old be a sex offender to a 15 year old?

Close-In-Age Exemptions in Virginia
Basically, a consensual sexual relationship between two minors aged 15, 16 or 17 is legal, and only becomes illegal if one of the individuals involved is 18 or older.

And all he did was send a video, not have sex. But adult cops took pics of his underage dick.

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This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Nov 25 2020, 09:13

So this is how it feels to be a god

(I made a userscript to reskin most pages with the dark theme)

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Nov 26 2020, 17:44

My Little Donger is powerful

This made me mad. I'm genuinely butthurt.
[www.yahoo.com] https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/pat-saj...-071447808.html
"Though he did admit he finally snapped"

He didn't ADMIT, you dumbass. He was joking. He clearly said "I finally snapped" as a joke.
Granted, a shitty joke well suited for a shitty show.

Twitter makes me so sad.

So this is how it feels to be a god

That's nowhere near how it feels.

That's nowhere near how it feels.

Are poppers that good?

Are poppers that good?

Jalapeno poppers, watch out for those.

Jacquelope: I am sure you all remember how my great great great ancestor, harry inflatable trube man, freed the savings at walmart
so thatz how we got black friday.



Jacquelope: My great ancestor, rosa sharks, didn't swim to the back of the titanic for youz to be racist.

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Nov 27 2020, 08:30

Did anyone think Jacquelope might not actually be black? He sounds more like BLM Antifa white trash trying to be a hipster Al Jolson.