[X] My Assistant

He's not talking about me, is he? I don't know what insight means.

Sounds like a Christian Hair Metal band, like Stryper.

Sounds like a Christian Hair Metal band, like Stryper.

Tonight's Christian song by Weegeeweegeeweegee:

"I WAS BORN INTO A NATIVE AMERICAN TRIBE BEFORE COLUMBUS SHOWED UP, SO I NEVER HEARD THE WORD OF THE LARD!!!!

noooooOOOOWWWW aaaaaAAAHHH IIIIIIII rooOOOAAASSSTTT IN HEECCCKKKK!!!!

OH GOD IT BURNS LIKE SATAN'S SEMEN FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH DINER
LIKE DURIAN AND JAPALENOS OOOH AHH OOOH AHHH!!!!

TRILLIION OF BILLIONS OF YEARS AND NOTHING NEW FOR DINNER!
ETERNAL PUNISHMENT FOR NOT BELIEVING IN ALLAH!!!!"

I use orange theme

Macron is going to make an official speech soon (literally in a few minutes). Definitely bad news.

edit: yep, back to confinement.
edit2: I think the english word may be lockdown?

This post has been edited by uareader: Oct 28 2020, 22:17

Macron is a bitch but Le Pen wins next time. Maybe?

Some random theme:



This post has been edited by Crazy3d: Oct 28 2020, 23:44

This song gets good mileage

ho lee shet








inb4 biggest flop of all time

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Oct 29 2020, 11:46

Jacquelope's wet dream.

Before peter became pan
Before Alice went to wonderland

They were black

?

Let's leave that new, shitty thread by whoever it is that made it at 0 replies.

Okay, thanks

Shut your person you fucking whitey





My friend called me to tell me that he is going into the moonshining business.

Me: Hello?
Him: How are you doing [Ahuman]
Me: Oh, you know, answering my phone.
Him: Now listen here, Me 'n Caveman is gettin into the moonshine business.
Me: Are you getting a license?
Him: No. I watched Moonshiners in prison all the time. I really wanna do this.
Me: You were in prison this last time for [5 years] due to a DUI. You don't have a driver's license. You are a felon. Why do you think this is a good plan?
Him: Because you can't get any moonshine 'round here!
Me: Maybe it's inferior to actual alcohol. I'd rather you sip on mouthwash before getting into moonshine. It's dangerous if you don't make it properly, and extremely Illegal without a license.
Him: Ain't nothin like moonshine—
Me: Ain't nothin like going back to jail. Seriously, who is going to buy from you?
Him: We have a few people we could sell to . . .

Then he starts rambling about people he knows that are interested. He is going to go back to jail, and I won't have someone to pay to rebuild my back deck when the virus passes. He had his own flavor of ebonics/cheezeburger that I let lightly bleed into the transcript.


Why would anyone want Moonshine? How did he watch TV in prison?
The show he was talking about [en.wikipedia.org] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonshiners_(TV_series)

It costs him 10 dollars to make a gallon, which he can sell at ~100 dollars. There are dry counties in Arkansas, so he is planning on bootlegging it down there.
He has been in prison 5 times. He is eager to go back.

This post has been edited by AhumanRS: Oct 30 2020, 01:45

Let's leave that new, shitty thread by whoever it is that made it at 0 replies.

Okay, thanks

Which one?

Whichever answer I give will be the correct answer.

My friend called me to tell me that he is going into the moonshining business.

I didn't know there was a business about flashing your ass to others (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)
But then, I guess it may surprisingly well fit the way politicians use their followers against each other, just that here there's no loyalty, just business $_$

I wasn't expecting the furry.

wait thats real? How hasn't left wing imploded into a blackhole yet in the US?

I suppose we shall know the result soon.

Well, at least we have a thread to quarantine the dorks now.

Man I wish I was buff not for the bitches or for the reputation

But just to walk around like Thanos or Hulk


GET THEM GAINS 2020 LOL

Do you even sarms bro?

Do you even sarms bro?

No but now I want to is it legal???