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I don't think I'll live to see 5 classics for $5 at Arby's ever happen again. That sign said 2 for $6 like it was something special.

Woohoo my street neighbor is dead 🥳

My glasses suck, they have a slight yellowish tint now.

My glasses suck, they have a slight yellowish tint now.

Isn't that a side-effect of anti blue light or something?

Nah, it's from all the Wario braps.

Nah, it's from all the Wario braps.

The reason I have not wanted to watch the Lion King live action (or was it CG?) remake is for fear of being witness to the despicable sight of Pumbaa (obviously a homosexual given his close proximity to Timon at all times, but I'm no homophobe) breaking wind!

Your favorite part was the eighteen minute dung beetle sequence.

This was funny.







Now i need to watch rupauls drag race in honor of itsagundam.

This was funny.


Now i need to watch rupauls drag race in honor of itsagundam.

They have glittery gay K-pop dudes who make out and grope each other on stage after they're groomed and sign death contracts where they're worked until they collapse and die but they're shocked by that?

Why is pink a different color than red, grey a different color from black, but light green and dark green, and light blue and dark blue not?

In the Thai and Russian language, light blue is a different word than dark blue.

Why is pink a different color than red, grey a different color from black, but light green and dark green, and light blue and dark blue not?

In the Thai and Russian language, light blue is a different word than dark blue.

Thai have the gayest sounding language in the world and the russians write in reverse.

This post has been edited by Pillowgirl: Aug 11 2020, 11:12

russians write in reverse.

Нет, они так не делают. Заткнись.

Must kill time while errors 503 won't let me go on.

Pergi lah traveling. Ke Bintulu ke, ke Kuching. Baru kena Covid-19. Daripada terus mejajuk kat saya, bagus mereka pergi mampus saja.

How important are headphone wires to my headphone fetish? Is the feeling I want "connected to another world" x "isolation"?

Doesn't wireless kills the "connected" feeling? do I have an ear muff fetish? no.

This all Apple's fault and the smartphone industry's fault for trying to take away OPTIONS from people like me.

Oh shut up your inferior audio quality bluetooth headphone support, at least do 2.4ghz wireless band headphones. Your convenience doesn't mean wired headphone users should not have an option.

I feel bad.

good sequel

good sequel

Just discovered this guy today myself. Good stuff.

This post has been edited by dragontamer8740: Aug 12 2020, 18:59

I died when she started washing the rice and I put my leg down, then he was angry too and put his leg down.

*empathy*

Not politically correct.

That OJ joke still hits hard.