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Maine has a zero tolerance policy for alcohol being sold to minors. They recently banned a lemon juice drink that had some alcohol content naturally from the process of making it. What I find fascinating is it has the same level of alcohol content as many soft drinks, including Ginger Ale and Mountain Dew, and had less content than 7-Up. Since they banned it specifically because of it's alcohol content, this leads me to assume one of two things. A) All soft drinks are banned in Maine; or B) It was banned merely because the producer was honest enough to put the alcohol content on it's label. Special thanks to Stephen Colbert for bringing this to my attention.

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This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 11 2010, 02:29

Stephen Colbert is so unnecessarily overrated.

Stephen Colbert is so unnecessarily overrated.

radixius...

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I'd never thought I'd agree with brak on something. Steven Colbert is one of my favorite celebrities.

radixius...

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Christ, you suck.

O.o You know.... that story about that little Russian psycho boy gave me an idea..... but I'm gonna need D.D.D.'s permission before I can post it

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 11 2010, 02:54

Stephen Colbert is so unnecessarily overrated.

Jon Stewart is superior.

What about Lewis Black?

What about Lewis Black?

Lewis Black is God!

I think I'm in love!

I don't care what you call it, you can't marry a fucking snapping turtle!

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 11 2010, 03:28

Dammit, stop liking the same comedians as I do. How do you feel George Lopez. I can't stand the guy.

Jon Stewart is a piece of lefty shit.

Dammit, stop liking the same comedians as I do. How do you feel George Lopez. I can't stand the guy.

George Lopez? Meh. I prefer Carlos Mencia, he actually says some things I agree with. Granted, I don't agree with Carlos Mencia on everything, but he does make some very good points in his routines, and he can make me laugh. I recently found that the "I'm not fat, I'm fluffy" guy makes me laugh pretty hard, but I', not a huge fan of his.

Greg Giraldo, now he's a fucking a riot. He does occasionally same some things that piss me off, but I find him hilarious most of the time. I've also been known to find Patton Oswalt funny as well. Insomniac Dave Attell can also make me laugh pretty fucking hard as well. Jäger. Plus, any comedian that brings up bukkake in his comedy is notable in my book.


As far as Late Night Talk Shows go, I used to find Jay Leno pretty funny when he isn't being to political, but I find myself having trouble watching him after the whole Conan thing. I was always in support of both Conan and Jay after the whole Late Night Wars 2 scandal, blaming it on NBC, but I guess my mom's opinion finally got to me and I just can't stand watching Jay any more, not even for Headlines. Letterman can be pretty funny sometimes, but he also has dull times too. However, Letterman is both very liberal and a curmudgeon, so I like him a whole lot. After seeing Craig Ferguson's special, A Wee Bit O' Revolution, I learned just how fucking funny he is, and have been a fan of Craig Ferguson ever since. I LOVED Conan, and fuck NBC for letting him go. Despite Jimmy Fallon being both a liberal and a gamer, I find myself having to force myself to laugh at his jokes, so I'm not really big on him. I always watch Wanda Sykes on Saturdays though.

Moving on to black comedians, I find several of them funny, but some of there views are just too far out there for me to enjoy. DL Hughley and Chris Rock are both hysterical, but nothing makes me laugh quite like Dave Chappelle. Chappelle's Show was some seriously funny shit, and even the same skits I've seen a dozen times still make me laugh. His stand up was a riot, too.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 11 2010, 03:53

Chapelle sucks. Mencia sucks.

Can't stand Mencia either.

Jon Stewart is a [...] lefty

Exactly.

O.o You know.... that story about that little Russian psycho boy gave me an idea..... but I'm gonna need D.D.D.'s permission before I can post it

Okay... finally got his permission, so I'll post it now.

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This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 11 2010, 05:08

Wow, so glad you did. That was well worth waiting for.

Wow, so glad you did. That was well worth waiting for.

If you are a news junkie, you'd get it. I find it hilarious myself, although in poor taste. You might of heard about the little Russian boy who some American family adopted, then sent him back to Russia on a plane by himself after a year because he's a little psychopath. Well, that's him, and since D.D.D. is a self described sociopath, I came up with this.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 11 2010, 05:23

Why is he so crazy?