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They're trying to get across the border wall! That's the one that currently exists because it has a lot of holes in it.

That mote is fucking tall

mote

shaddap

huehuehue

[www.washingtonpost.com] https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/st...faee_story.html
Ken Ham couldn't find enough religious suckers in his own country, so he'll build the Towel of Babel and Jesus's hometown next in Southern America again, on tax payer money under the auspices of the GoP.

They should fuse Ken Ham and Ken Bone into one person and become Ken Hambone.

This was actually an article at Yahoo.

[www.yahoo.com] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/olympian-mi...-170000375.html

Olympian Mirai Nagasu On Skating on Your Period
Parading around an Olympic ice rink with the entire world watching is stressful enough on its own - but doing your thing in a skimpy costume while you're on your period takes balls an extra brave set of ovaries.

And then there's a crotch-shot of her in a costume that barely covers her snatch.

although it was a close call. "I had my period on the way to the Games," says the 24-year-old.

"It's really not that big of a deal. You just stick a tampon up there," she says

Mirai adds that she's not much of a leaker

Gross! I was eating my lunch when I read that. >_<

Who are these fucking forum moderators? Fucking who.

I'm old and don't remember names.

I've got a headache (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

choosing what to put on my next sandwich

[www.xvideos.com] https://www.xvideos.com/video21094955/biz_dick

Ughghg, fucking disgusting.

[www.xvideos.com] https://www.xvideos.com/video21094955/biz_dick

Ughghg, fucking disgusting.

what the fuck is this

Time to make an edit (making a new post would be too good for it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) ) and curse an anime.

Ten years.

Feels like it was a shorter time ago, for sure. Damn.

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I wish most of the world worshipped Zeus instead

So much time spent on cooking in the anime I'm watching.
To me doing more than putting something in a heat producing/receiving object, turning on the heat, turning off the heat, putting it in a plate, eating it, is already far too complicated, and something requiring much more than that isn't worth it.
Well I don't like eating in the first place, so having to make an effort to end up doing it is annoying (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

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Swing low, my sweet chariot.

Suicide

"Why the fuck did I choose such a shitty username, how do I change it?"

i need more wine