[X] My Assistant

I don't have running water anymore.
It was cut about 5 hours ago.
I tried getting in touch with the owner of my apartment, but they said it must have been a neighbor that cut the water.
Despite being asocial, I did my best and tried to ring around, but almost nobody was home, and those that were didn't have water trouble and didn't do anything to cause such trouble, so I'm stuck.
I sent another message to the owner to ask them to send somebody, but I'm not sure that will work (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

sire you can go to your water district and have hem fix it for you

sire you can go to your water district and have hem fix it for you

Very disappointing you didn't tell him to drink from the toilet.

Did they fix it yet?

He's the sensualaotian and puts the sensualotion on its skin or else it gets the sensualoli again.

I don't have a creepy skinsuit fetish. I put down the psychopathic weirdos all the time.
https://endchan.xyz/AM/res/25409.html#q25409


This post has been edited by sensualaoi: Feb 11 2018, 02:10

Someone asked me to draw them a furry futa sex picture and now I'm staring at my hands wondering where the fuck I went wrong.

I don't have a creepy skinsuit fetish. I put down the psychopathic weirdos all the time.
https://endchan.xyz/AM/res/25409.html#q25409

WELCOME TO THE EXTREME A U T I S M ZONE

Haaaa, yeah! (IMG:[s9.postimg.org] https://s9.postimg.org/v00nw9evz/duh_clap.gif)

My neck hurts but all that hedbanging was fucking worth

that i want beer, and wishing for everyone who believes if a picture is flat chested its lolicon to get fucked as someone flat chested and over 30 its fricken insulting lmao oh and also that i want beer

Today I learned from an official test that I would have a personality of the schizoid type.
The detailed result from my psychologist seems to fit me.
The french (because I'm french so I checked that first) wiki page somewhat worked at the beginning, but then some very weird (from my pov) stuff appeared, I guess it started mix all possibilities of personality/behavior aspects and you're not supposed to have them all.
Now looking at the english version of wiki.

One major difference is that my psychologist told me schizoid and schizophrenia are unrelated despite the names looking alike, mainly because with schizophrenia there would be hallucinogenic effects that I don't have, but the wikis are more...scary (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif)

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That wall isn't gonna happen boys.

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But there is one way to make Mexico pay for the wall.

This post has been edited by sensualaoi: Feb 15 2018, 06:02

Most people can't do shit, and just want you to do their shit. Eh, guys, just do your own shit, blimey.

All the US has to do is put military training camps along the border and that would take care of everything. A policy of shoot to kill in a restricted space that goes the length of the southern bordering states would keep Paco out.

It's cheaper, doable and besides stopping the flood of illegals, it would protect the country against terrorists, disease and unwanted criminals and there's nothing anyone could say about it.

All the US has to do is put military training camps along the border and that would take care of everything. A policy of shoot to kill in a restricted space that goes the length of the southern bordering states would keep Paco out.

It's cheaper, doable and besides stopping the flood of illegals, it would protect the country against terrorists, disease and unwanted criminals and there's nothing anyone could say about it.

Those are called forts mate.

Canadians are nice people? Baloney. Baloney, I tell you. A bunch of baloney.

"Nation hears voices encouraging it to buy gun"
[www.theonion.com] https://www.theonion.com/nation-hears-voice...-gun-1823084495
Well, that does explain it. Most of the nation are Christians that think they should obey any voices they hear because they might be from God.

Do you not understand the The Onion is satire?

Holy cow.

Man has replaced woman. MGTOW at its finest.



she spit or swallow ?

Does she stop after you put a ring on her finger👅

What's the discount if you don't want the teeth?

Sign me up for a dozen

Promise me it doesn't come with a mother in law

my wife is buying me 2 said that thing will save her the time and trouble

Yea and this one dont swallow a hole paycheck.

Look ma i bought a head nurse !

Does it ever get a headache?

Fuck yea Full Metal Panic Season 4, It's a miracle!

I hope they get a good OP. The first one still gives me goosebumps. I had it as my ringtone for years.
[youtu.be] https://youtu.be/ZK05OU05Zig

I wonder if it was a good idea to keep downloading that anime episodes after realizing there's one episode missing.Not sure if online watching would work (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)