[X] My Assistant

Well like someone already said lol is the best

Owataaaaaaaaaaaa!
Just finished an annoyingly long task (though it seems I will have to check how many "errors of youth" I've made sooner or later since those definitely exist from what I saw)

Such a tasty taco

I want to sleep for hours.

I saw someone joke about using the trans-age excuse to be a pedo this week and today i find this...

[ageofshitlords.com] https://ageofshitlords.com/man-accused-sexu...s-hes-trans-age

I saw someone joke about using the trans-age excuse to be a pedo this week and today i find this...

[ageofshitlords.com] https://ageofshitlords.com/man-accused-sexu...s-hes-trans-age

A Chicago man accused of child sexual abuse appeared in court Wednesday and told prosecutors he identifies as a boy trapped in a man’s body.

38-year-old Joseph Roman is being charged with predatory criminal sexual assault for repeated attacks that occurred from 2015 to January of this year, reports the Chicago Tribune.

According to prosecutors, Roman admitted to many of the attacks, but told police “he is a 9-year-old trapped in an adult’s body.”

His cellmates can use that excuse out in the prison schoolyard when they pound his butthole raw.

Why do you all push to get in the bus. FFS just line-up and wait.

They should just put someone with a whip to calm 'em all.

People in my real life are just so incredibly motherfucking lazy and STUPID!

8372972937
If I forget that number the world will end. That's what man in my dream told me.

Being a dead guy would be the best thing because then I wouldn't be afraid of everything :')

SAD PANDA
(curious about ehy cant access EX)

I wonder if wocaishishabi is a real user or a bot.
I checked his posts, some make sense in the context, but others are... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Why is Higashi-Hiroshima station only served by the Sanyo Shinkansen and no other local rail lines?

Is "Australian" a new kind of insult? Because this thread is fucking hilarious.
[endchan.xyz] https://endchan.xyz/operate/res/8129.html#q8185

I want to remember this one, Australian almost sounds like autism, could make for a good pun.

Does that gesture where you put two fingers spread out under your mouth and stick out your tongue have a name?

I feel weird putting "pussy licking hand gesture" into a google search but I do need it for reference.

Why is Higashi-Hiroshima station only served by the Sanyo Shinkansen and no other local rail lines?

Cos if 2 trains get nuked at the same time, Japan grinds to a standstill.

Does that gesture where you put two fingers spread out under your mouth and stick out your tongue have a name?

I feel weird putting "pussy licking hand gesture" into a google search but I do need it for reference.

Eat me.

[www.flickr.com] https://www.flickr.com/photos/ansaphone4/149107152

Why is Higashi-Hiroshima station only served by the Sanyo Shinkansen and no other local rail lines?

In ye olden times an rail company must have convinced the local government to give them a monopoly.

Eat me.

Disgusting

I don't have running water anymore.
It was cut about 5 hours ago.
I tried getting in touch with the owner of my apartment, but they said it must have been a neighbor that cut the water.
Despite being asocial, I did my best and tried to ring around, but almost nobody was home, and those that were didn't have water trouble and didn't do anything to cause such trouble, so I'm stuck.
I sent another message to the owner to ask them to send somebody, but I'm not sure that will work (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

edit: got fixed on the next day.I will have to pay for disturbing a plumber for very little though.

This post has been edited by uareader: Feb 10 2018, 14:22