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It's annoying to have to use earplugs to be able to sleep (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

I'm sorry, but this is the first time I read this term and I imagined it way too literally.

What exactly did you imagine?
1) A baby showering like an adult would
Or
2) A shower of babies? Like they're raining down from a faucet.

Either would be amusing but I want to see what you saw in your mind.

What exactly did you imagine?

Bukkake shower, it's made out of babies.

Thats why they don't invite men

What exactly did you imagine?
1) A baby showering like an adult would
Or
2) A shower of babies? Like they're raining down from a faucet.

Either would be amusing but I want to see what you saw in your mind.

My Imagination was rather leaning towards the latter, but since that would obviously be batshit, I tried to logify it a la "Maybe she is being showered in baby choices at an orphanage-hospital (Please tell me this is not an actual thing.).... Or it's some supposedly healthy ritual like dolphin brthing...." (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
Just as my mind was about to break I decided to google it.

Thats why they don't invite men

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This post has been edited by Cloudkitty: Jan 8 2016, 14:27

Benjimew is adorable.

My Imagination was rather leaning towards the latter

Excellent cause that's what I pictured after I read your comment. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

healthy ritual like dolphin brthing...."

I had to look that up and all I can say on it is... eeewww

Excellent cause that's what I pictured after I read your comment. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
I had to look that up and all I can say on it is... eeewww

Did you find the picture of a dolphin trainer sucking out the semen from a male dolphin's penus?

Did you find the picture of a dolphin trainer sucking out the semen from a male dolphin's penus?

This post has been edited by Cloudkitty: Jan 10 2016, 14:01

Did you find the picture of a dolphin trainer sucking out the semen from a male dolphin's penus?

She was there to teach the dolphin english, but the dolphin taught her how to love.

She was there to teach the dolphin english, but the dolphin taught her how to love.

It was a male trainer...

Damn it that noise from my laptop is back again.
And my as asociality as well as my fear of scam make me unable to take it to somebody to repair it.
Given the fact that it can be fixed temporarily by hitting it, I would guess it may just be a loose screw or something else not that hard to repair, but can't do it.

Make me feel like "if I was looking into a mirror, an infinite loop of stupid looking at stupid looking at stupid...would be born" (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

same

same

I hate customers

I hate customers

I thought u said cucumbers for a second.

Kiss a half naked girl, winter

Why am I having nightmares about spiders? Damn you broodmother

I thought u said cucumbers for a second.

Can't it be both?

because: pickles?