QUOTE(gamagaeru @ Oct 23 2015, 22:46)

The last thing I thought as I sit here rebelling in my insomnia is "Why am I here?" I'm not having an existential crisis, just having an introspective moment in why the fuck I am in my own house with a comfortable bed getting dissed by the sandman. Maybe that stupid pre workout juice had something to do with it.
Your body was telling you to masturbate.