[X] My Assistant

The earth didn't shake.
Tense just yelps and climbs under a table when so much as a lorry drives by.

News: Two pit bulls attacked a mail man for ten minutes. The owner's dog wasn't home at the time

This makes me think of a pit bull standing on two legs, holding a leash of a guy walking on all fours in a business suit.

Diploma Frames are so expensive. The only thing unique about them is that they have a name and a seal and they think that allows them to charge whatever they want.

Hintedy hint hint.

Should I spend the night EXP grinding, or should I try to get some sleep?

Should I spend the night EXP grinding, or should I try to get some sleep?

Tough call. If you have a good reason to get up tomorrow, I'd say sleep. Otherwise, grind.

I'm used to going on low sleep. Eh, what the hell. I'll just take a nap when I get home.

Since it has been suggested that any well documented facts, when stated by me, are immediately discredited; I will now begin stating facts I wish weren't true in the hopes that this incredible gift of making facts untrue will alter reality itself.

1) Donuts, bacon, and cheeseburgers are filled with fat and cholesterol and frequent consumption can shorten your life and cause health problems

2) AIDS is a currently incurable disease that weakens your immune system and will eventually kill you

3) There are millions of people around the world who are living in poverty and have no food or clean water

4) Natural and man made disasters ( including war and genocide) kill hundreds of thousands of people or more each year

Fact: Most of you will never have to worry about getting AIDS or any sexually transmitted diseases, as most of you lack people skills and therefore could never even get up the courage to ask a hooker how much she charges per hour.

Yey! My shop is set up! It my be understocked ATM, but now I have a cute shop teller w/dialogue. Take that, generic shop threads! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 9 2010, 10:47

I've seen your shop Brad.....I will not be setting foot.

I wonder what it's like to be so desperate for sex that it's all you think about.

I wonder what it's like to be so desperate for sex that it's all you think about.

We can't all be engaged, you smug little cunt.

You need to be engaged to have sex?

Shit, I should go tell my exes about this.

I pray to lord KEFKA every day... I wonder if HE can hear me?

You need to be engaged to have sex?

Shit, I should go tell my exes about this.

Also about the Hep-Hep.

Which you gave me...

Users with Soul Barrier don't deserve any Karma at all. Don't give them any.

Soul Barrier don't deserve any Karma at all. Don't give them any.

What´a Soul Barrier?

Users with Soul Barrier don't deserve any Karma at all. Don't give them any.

STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!