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China can't get enough of the D.

That was a depressing documentary, but not as much as the wooden chopping block filled with disease in Chinese restaurants one.

Or people just cutting meat up out the back on the side walk. Our neighbours used to be really fresh, the grandmother used to cut meat up on the front drive way.

So yesterday I watched the Wpolf of Wall street, supposedly one of the only recent movies worth watching.
I already don't remember anything from it.

So... there I was snowboarding down the hill with the wife trying to learn how to stay on the damn thing when she goes flying past me and into a snow fence and she lands like this:
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Much laughs were had. It was a unique Valentine's date.

So yesterday I watched the Wpolf of Wall street, supposedly one of the only recent movies worth watching.
I already don't remember anything from it.

Most of the things I remember:

• A lot of ugly people having sex all at once
• Leo DiCaprio doing cocaine off a hooker's asshole
• Shane from The Walking Dead with that insane mustache
• Matthew McConaughey being extremely Matthew McConaughey for a few minutes
• Jonah Hill's unnaturally phosphorescent teeth and chubby flaccid penis.

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• The whole scene with him and DiCaprio palsied out on the floor from an overdose of some drug that doesn't exist anymore
• The fact that everyone who should've been dead by the end of the movie wasn't except mustachioed Shane and that's bullshit.

Most of the things I remember:

• A lot of ugly people having sex all at once

I hope you're not referring to Cristin Milioti.

This post has been edited by radixius: Feb 16 2014, 08:19

I hope you're not referring to Cristin Milioti.

Did she have sex in that movie?

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Feb 16 2014, 08:25

I believe there was some nudes.

I kind of see what Cloud's getting at now.

Most of the things I remember:[list]
[*]A lot of ugly people having sex all at once
[*]Leo DiCaprio doing cocaine off a hooker's assholr
[*]Matthew McConaughey being extremely Matthew McConaughey for a few minutes
[*]Jonah Hill's unnaturally phosphorescent teeth and chubby flaccid penis.

I just threw up

I could use a heater in here.

Wondering what's goin on with this thread.

Only 5 threads left in serious debates. Only one of which is really active (and it's basically just one big festering sore where people with a pointless arguing fetish come to masturbate). Time for Tenboro to 360 noscope that forum section methinks.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Feb 23 2014, 03:13

i love jelly bears..

This post has been edited by kdeadz: Feb 23 2014, 10:38

Only 5 threads left in serious debates. Only one of which is really active (and it's basically just one big festering sore where people with a pointless arguing fetish come to masturbate). Time for Tenboro to 360 noscope that forum section methinks.

They have deleted a load of topics, some interesting. Not sure why.

By default, the only threads shown are those with a post made in the last 90 days.

I bought a bottle of [en.wikipedia.org] mead today. How's that for some immersive skyrim roleplaying?

I bought a bottle of [en.wikipedia.org] mead today. How's that for some immersive skyrim roleplaying?

Now all you need is an arrow and use it while you watch The 13th Warrior.

Only 5 threads left in serious debates [...]

They have deleted a load of topics, some interesting. Not sure why.

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Since when has animoo become so awful?