[X] My Assistant

hmmm Serenity now...Insanity later (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I'm not sure how extreme I want to go with this beard I'm growing. How do the young people these days feel about beards?

No, thank you. I have my opinion on it and I have no desire to get worked up over that subject.

Give it a chance. It's gotten pretty damn funny.

Someday my beard won't look ridiculous.

Tinypiiiiic (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif)

Give it a chance. It's gotten pretty damn funny.

hmm I might take a gander

To everyone who managed to kill the karma thread: I'm so proud.

To the "People" who killed the karma thread with copy and paste posting Grats your rein of terror has ended. Like you need to tell the entire forum that you gave so and so this much karma for no reason other than they posted right before you. Isn't that what Spamhaus used to be for? People posting for no reason other than to put something down on the forum for the day? I ask you EH peoples what's more annoying?

hmm I might take a gander

(IMG:[img.wikinut.com] http://img.wikinut.com/img/1a2dxsinui6qstrw/jpeg/0/African-Goose-Gander.jpeg)


I was going to use a Family Guy image, but it would have been wildly inappropriate.

(IMG:[img.wikinut.com] http://img.wikinut.com/img/1a2dxsinui6qstrw/jpeg/0/African-Goose-Gander.jpeg)
I was going to use a Family Guy image, but it would have been wildly inappropriate.

*gasp* Can I keep him (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) I always wanted one!

*gasp* Can I keep him (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) I always wanted one!

I took care of those in a farm once. Don't let their worried expression fool you. Those things are like feathery pit bulls.

EDIT: ...and they sound like broken clarinets.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Jan 17 2014, 21:13

I love pitbulls! I had a duck once....but a cat killed her (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

I love pitbulls! I had a duck once....but a cat killed her (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

in this case if you leave the cat alone with one of those its the cat that will die

true story

Idk I think my cat could take him. He's 18lbs and rather long for a cat. But either way I wouldn't let that happen! That gander is just too precious looking.

You didn't have that kind of experience with your kitty and a goose did you?

yes and no

Nor the cat or the goose were mine,



Here is how it happened:

It was on my teen years, there is or was (don't know if still standing or not) a Metallurgical and Materials Warehouse, the thing was huge, to the point it had it's own resort club in the back for their employees and their families to enjoy weekends), one part of this resort had an artificial pond where me and other kids in the neighboorhood would jump over the fence and do some illegal fishing (tons of all types of fish lived there) of course if the employees or the security caught us there a beating would always ensue so we were very careful about fishing there.


In that pond lived several gooses and swans,

one particular day there was a bbq in the resort and the security was lax because of it, we took the opportunity to fish, a girl i think was 10 or so was playing near the pond with a cat and some other kids.


as we laid there fishing we noticed as the cat approached one goose out of curiosity or whatever it was that made it get close to it, next thin we see is the goose grabing the cat by it's neck trashing it sideways and then tossing it with much gusto right in the middle of the pond.

that cat sunk like a rock and the minute the girl started crying we took that as the tip to bail...


The fish was surprisingly delicious that day...



This post has been edited by Ayperos: Jan 17 2014, 17:46

Why are you fowling around?

on topic:

Daffy duck is based on a black roster or a mallard...

This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Jan 17 2014, 23:52

Wow, this is quite the dumb thing you've made here, manjoe.

Pretty much my question is, is it permanent and I will have eternal shame or can I appeal it and learn restraint? Or will it fade after a period of time and I've shown I can not be the kind of person who ED would love to chronicle?

ED? As in Encyclopaedia Dramatica? I know the wiki has gone downhill since Sherrod closed down the original, but I'm pretty sure they're not into writing articles about nobodies to whose only claim to fame is expunging mediocre galleries by an uploader named after an old shock image from Web 1.0.

TIL: ED still exists and somebody named goаtѕe is pretty much running it.

This post has been edited by gamagaeru: Jan 20 2014, 02:12

TIL: ED still exists and somebody named goаtѕe is pretty much running it.

Well, it may as well be ran by Kirk "goat.se" Johnson, because the place is as about as enjoyable as a gaping prolapsed asshole.

This post has been edited by 私はホモです: Jan 20 2014, 02:21

Wow, this is quite the dumb thing you've made here, manjoe.