Anyone who hasn't figured out how to masturbate with their off hand has no business doing it at all. What's there to learn? It's not like you're committing forgery or disarming a bomb. You really don't need that much dexterity.
That's a tough question that should be easy to answer. Seeing as how obsessed with virginity the Japanese are, 90% of their characters are virgins. But to point out who's the biggest gigolo? That would most likely be me.
I don't know what the fuck is going on but you and rainbow need to get over this retarded shit you've got going on right quick, it's getting dreadful and tiresome.
With you two it's just... it's like pop music. Lots of flashy, distracting bullshit but nothing behind it. Neither of you has the wherewithal or the panache to make it entertaining, nor do you have the cobbles to actually do anything with your animosity other than make your posts harder to read than a thread full of Wolfshim's glossolalia combined with Marien's clearly closeted homosexuality.
Since I don't mind either one of you, I'll give you both a couple of options that you're free to take, or free to ignore:
A) Cut the bullshit, fuck each other and get it over with.
Or
2) Make a thread in the FSZ and get started on some patter and witty banter.
Long story short: You're both terrible improvisers, even when you have hours upon hours to compose a reply to one another. Fucking get with it.
Long story short: You're both terrible improvisers, even when you have hours upon hours to compose a reply to one another. Fucking get with it.
Rad, just to know something. Honestly I don't have anything to get over, because simply I don't have anything against him. He's the one who start acting like a failed replica of Rob & also the one who start messing with me. I simply got defensive with (at least) a moronic sense of humor instead of being a real asshole & make things worse. You'd do something similar if anyone would start being a prick to you & you know it, but regardless you'll never admit it of course 'cause Ranbo is a close friend to you.
In few words: no hard feelings on my behalf, just throw a cold water pitcher full of ice cubes over his head.
I don't know what the fuck is going on but you and rainbow need to get over this retarded shit you've got going on right quick, it's getting dreadful and tiresome.
With you two it's just... it's like pop music. Lots of flashy, distracting bullshit but nothing behind it. Neither of you has the wherewithal or the panache to make it entertaining, nor do you have the cobbles to actually do anything with your animosity other than make your posts harder to read than a thread full of Wolfshim's glossolalia combined with Marien's clearly closeted homosexuality.
Since I don't mind either one of you, I'll give you both a couple of options that you're free to take, or free to ignore:
A) Cut the bullshit, fuck each other and get it over with.
Or
2) Make a thread in the FSZ and get started on some patter and witty banter.
Long story short: You're both terrible improvisers, even when you have hours upon hours to compose a reply to one another. Fucking get with it.
Yeah....
I remember a while back when I stated in no uncertain terms that I wasn't here to entertain you.
That hasn't changed.
I'll post my opinion on anyone, or anything that irritates me, as it my right to do so, as I'm yet to find something better in which to invest my time.
You enjoy the same right, and have had several high volume rage sessions with people you don't like.
If you really can't stand what I post, hit the report post button.
Oh wait, that button doesn't actually work. If it did, maybe I'd be more concerned with anything anyone has to say.
The next best thing would be to simply not read anything I post.
I remember when I first came here. I found it hard to understand why most of the regulars were so jaded. I am now one of those jaded regulars who looks at this place and just doesn't care anymore.
Hate, don't hate. It doesn't matter. It will never matter. None of us matter.