QUOTE(gamagaeru @ Jun 6 2013, 13:20)

So.... I once thought that attracting women is a good thing but it's fucking inconvenient when one is married. The more I act like a jerk the more I get unwarranted attention. I be like "Fuck all y'all! You ain't no special little snowflake, you ho-bag and I want nothing to do with you..." but that would be wrong. Anywho... I'm glad my wife isn't the jealous type.
EDIT: I'm not that pretty so it always makes me go WTF.
EDIT PARTE DIEUX: I just realized this rant seems very egotistical. Fuck it.
Its because you're black.