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Dear wolfgirl,
This is you speaking to you from another universe, I am you in this universe.
I am the Wolfgirl of Autumn from a parallel universe who grew up in modern-day Tokyo. Lacking legal access to firearms, I specialize in deadly close-combat techniques for the urban environment, slitting opponents' necks with my hairclip or brutally strangling them with the strap of my Gucchi handbag. This technique was traditionally used by Japanese mountain men, which is why it's known as the Yamagucchi Takedown.
I work as a miko at a Shinto shrine occupying most of the 57th floor of a multi-use high rise. Traditionally, Japanese people would come here to pray for the wolves to eat the Dark Lord Bambi (Daimaou Banbii) before he consumed all the crops, but these days, bored, burned out office workers just come here to enjoy the nature and hope to catch a glimpse of our majestic resident gray wolves through the trees, and that's fine, I guess. Shrine staff sometimes joke that we're turning into a McShinto or McOokami's; the rest of our floor is taken up by a Tully's and a Kinko's.
Unbeknownst to most, the shrine is home base for a clan of shapeshifting wolves who have been infiltrating Japanese corporations and government for years. The original idea was something about gaining the power to protect Japan's environment, but over time, we've learned that environmental concerns usually have to come second for one more day or else your company gets wiped out, or you don't get re-elected.
Older members of the clan remember when Japan was respected world-wide as a nation of black business suits, not sweaty-palmed idol chasers, when we were the #2 world economy rather than the #3, and feared by the U.S. as having the potential to become #1, and some of them put a lot of importance on regaining that position. As we live and work in human form for weeks on end, we are battling the annihilation of our ethnic identity as wolves by complete assimilation into human society.
QUOTE(rainbowmagnum @ Feb 16 2013, 13:12)
The currently documented offspring of dropbear - human insemination are known as;
4. "Mechafujoshi" - A transvestite corpse rapist who first transmitted AIDS to the human species, contracted from an African wild monkey (dead) and transmitted via a public restroom door handle and the walk buttons at several intersections. The water taps are safe, since I never wash my hands. Secretly related to blakfayt via the same drop bear.
What was the last thing you thought?, read deed by path.
Feb 21 2013, 04:11
