It is a thick, red, viscous soup eaten by Germans and Austrians alike. Similar to the Australian Gumbo and the Transylvanian Goulash. The type who eat it are mustached, old men. Just like how Gumbo aficionados are eight foot tall, talking crocodiles.
Maybe a pair of banana jacks in my arm to use myself as my meter leads. I've gotten buzzed enough times it doesn't phase me anymore. Pun semi-intended.