[X] My Assistant

Yes, but he's a fool for not loving you. What man could resist? Certainly not a man I'd care to consort with, no sir.

I find love to be...
Overrated.

So much high school drama. I wish this was real life so motherfuckers would just start swinging. Then again, though I'd much rather talk to Dlag and prefer him over Rob, I get a feeling Rob would destroy Dlag in a fight. But then again, I have no clue what Dlag looks like.

Oh why am I interfering in these petty arguments.

So much high school drama. I wish this was real life so motherfuckers would just start swinging. Then again, though I'd much rather talk to Dlag and prefer him over Rob, I get a feeling Rob would destroy Dlag in a fight. But then again, I have no clue what Dlag looks like.

Oh why am I interfering in these petty arguments.

Because you care for your fellow ponies?

Because you care for your fellow ponies?

In some sick and twisted way, I do. Maybe I should just give them all automatic weapons and befriend the survivor.

But Whittles likes me.

Everybody likes you. Some of us love you. And a few more homolove you.

So much high school drama. I wish this was real life so motherfuckers would just start swinging. Then again, though I'd much rather talk to Dlag and prefer him over Rob, I get a feeling Rob would destroy Dlag in a fight. But then again, I have no clue what Dlag looks like.

Oh why am I interfering in these petty arguments.

I don't either, but I really have no qualms treating you just the same if you want.

In some sick and twisted way, I do. Maybe I should just give them all automatic weapons and befriend the survivor.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) I like that.
I like that a lot.
But guns are for cowards.
Give them knives instead.

I don't either, but I really have no qualms treating you just the same if you want.

And why would you treat me the same? Because I like Dlag? If that is enough to piss you off then go right ahead if that makes you feel better.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) I like that.
I like that a lot.
But guns are for cowards.
Give them knives instead.

I don't think I have any two knives that are the same length though, so I wouldn't want to give anyone an unfair advantage.

And why would you treat me the same? Because I like Dlag? If that is enough to piss you off then go right ahead if that makes you feel better.

It's more the passive aggressive comments you've throwing out lately about rad and this obnoxious grudge you have against us for ruining the magic of ponies and friendship for you. I really don't care if you like Dlaglacz or not, but if you want to start sticking your nose into our bullshit here with one another, again, I'll have no qualms with being an asshole to you.

And why would you treat me the same? Because I like Dlag? If that is enough to piss you off then go right ahead if that makes you feel better.
I don't think I have any two knives that are the same length though, so I wouldn't want to give anyone an unfair advantage.

Silly little pony.
Its not the size of the knife, but what you do with it that counts. :3
Besides, I have plenty to lend.

It's more the passive aggressive comments you've throwing out lately about rad and this obnoxious grudge you have against us for ruining the magic of ponies and friendship for you. I really don't care if you like Dlaglacz or not, but if you want to start sticking your nose into our bullshit here with one another, again, I'll have no qualms with being an asshole to you.

I don't have a grudge, and I didn't even remember I told you guys that until you just reminded me. Whatever I say I likely forget so if I've shwon passive agressiveness towarda rad, I'm sure I was simply mirroring his own comments towards me. If you want to talk about sticking my nose into other people's BS then you really should take a look in the mirror because you do it all the time, and where I do it I usually like both parties so I really do have an interest in the affair.

Now, I've said over and over that I prefer to keep peaceful relationships between people because negative energy is just too tiring, plus I deal with assholes all day at work, so if we must break our friendship then so be it, but I will not get into an argument past that point.

tl;dr:
Do what you want, but don't expect me to play your games.

If you want to talk about sticking my nose into other people's BS then you really should take a look in the mirror [ . . . ]

This comment is always hilarious. It's like, okay, sure, call someone a hypocrite in a passive-aggressive way.

Or, you know, don't because it's still a really childish way of telling someone they're full of shit.

How about using this method? "You're full of shit." It's more succinct and it doesn't make the person saying it sound like a somehow more retarded version of Holden Caulfield.

This comment is always hilarious. It's like, okay, sure, call someone a hypocrite in a passive-aggressive way.

Or, you know, don't because it's still a really childish way of telling someone they're full of shit.

How about using this method? "You're full of shit." It's more succinct and it doesn't make the person saying it sound like a somehow more retarded version of Holden Caulfield.

Maybe because it, when said as such, loses all its finess and hilarity?

There is very little finesse involved in acting like a pretentious douchebag.

Trust me, I know.

If you want to talk about sticking my nose into other people's BS then you really should take a look in the mirror because you do it all the time.

I'm usually the one who starts shit here, not sticks his nose into it. There's a huge difference there.

And just because you forget the things you say on the forum doesn't mean we do.



I'd just as soon ignore you at this point. I've bumped heads with too many people here I've been chummy with and I'm pretty tired of it.

Some niggas get too big for their britches and turn into punk-ass, fake-ass bitches? I kid, of course. Just looking for a WOO-HAH!

ADDENDUM: Raab, something I've always found funny about the cunts on this forum is that they like you and I unless we call them on their egregious bullshit and then we're the worst thing that has happened to the forum. Like that time magnum said some stupid shit in the GSC and then I was a big bully guy and Pseudo agreed wholeheartedly but hadn't written anything of the sort beforehand even though I am clearly aware that Pseudo can write entire diatribes about shit that bothers them.

Which brings me to my point, figure out what you want from Raab and I. We're going to do what we want, because fuck most of you, but understand how you're going to react and react that way regardless. Don't think it's okay if we're "fighting for you" or "irritating people is okay as long as it isn't me". Raab and I aren't weapons for the people here to use. We're just two dudes that happen to hate it when people write stupid shit, and no matter who you are, we're going to let you know when you've written shit that we think, subjectively is stupid. Yes, the things we rant about are opinions, and I can't speak for Raab, but, for me, when I'm telling you that you're being stupid, that's exactly what I mean, you are, currently, being stupid. If I find that you are being stupid too many times, what else am I supposed to think except that you are, in fact, a stupid person?

Drop the bullshit, either like us because you like us, or don't because you don't. Stop the pretension. Remove the thought where it's okay to like us because certain conditions are met. We don't vary the way we act, and I, personally, refuse to do so, because what you see is what you get. So figure it out for yourself and get back to me.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jul 8 2012, 00:32

Can I got a medic or sth else...Maybe

This comment is always hilarious. It's like, okay, sure, call someone a hypocrite in a passive-aggressive way.

Or, you know, don't because it's still a really childish way of telling someone they're full of shit.

How about using this method? "You're full of shit." It's more succinct and it doesn't make the person saying it sound like a somehow more retarded version of Holden Caulfield.

A ha ha ha ha. Reminds me of my car metaphor.

Blorg, I can't wait for you to get back to Canada. The FSZ is less shitty with your presence.