[X] My Assistant

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Spamhouse evolves. Or mutates, rather.

I bet soon enough we'll have topics like "Count to 1,000,000 starting from 999,999" that end in two posts and then there will be a plethora of that shit and it'll be filled with so much shitty topics that it gets clogged and backs up, littering all other subforums with the excrement that are the Spamhouse fuckers.

There will be a quarantine, and many will die.

A film will be made by Uwe Boll, with Lindsay Lohan as the imaginary lead.

It occurs to me that I may be a prophet.

SPOILER: I'm actually not.

I think many things every time.

I suppose I thought about thinking and couldn't really recall anything (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

No. It's because he is only really an asshole to the right people.

This is funny in that I'm an asshole to you.

Oddly though, you're definitely not anywhere near as bad as our dear friend Jujubee. Kudos, perhaps there is some hope for you yet.

Makes you think, don't it? "I used to give these subhumans karma at one point, now I want to tear into them a new asshole and shit all my rage into it as I fuck their first one until it looks like the inside of a bloody pink windsock". I feel this everyday.

The way you express yourself is rather violent, but understandable.

Good thing I rarely take myself seriously. I laughed at that for a good five minutes. Mostly because I'm easily amused by my own antics. You could say it keeps me from losing my shit and actually going out and doing this to a human being.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Jun 11 2012, 05:50

Good thing I rarely take myself seriously.

The thought of you getting serious over something is rather frighting. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/unsure.gif)

Also, hilarious.

To me anyways.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Jun 11 2012, 05:53

This is funny in that I'm an asshole to you.

Oddly though, you're definitely not anywhere near as bad as our dear friend Jujubee. Kudos, perhaps there is some hope for you yet.

The difference is that I am the kind of person people love to hate, while Jujubee is the kind of person that people just... hate.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Jun 11 2012, 06:01

You think if he didn't give you shit about being a pedo that you would of teamed up with against big, mean ol' Rob?

You think if he didn't give you shit about being a pedo that you would of teamed up with against big, mean ol' Rob?

1) I hold no hatred against you... at least not specifically...
2) What, team up with that awful cretin? Are you out of your mind?

I like your new avatar... much better than that... whatever the thing before was....

2) What, team up with that awful cretin? Are you out of your mind?

Yes.

I like your new avatar... much better than that... whatever the thing before was....

Doomguy/Space Marine.

I like your new avatar... much better than that... whatever the thing before was....

Doomguy is my all time favourite video game hero, but eh, 't was getting old I guess.

Holy dreadlocks and boobs, Batman!

Holy dreadlocks and boobs, Batman!

MY PARENTS HAVE DREEAAAAAADS!

MY PARENTS HAVE DREEAAAAAADS!

I adore you.

You will forever be loved.

I know who Doomguy is, My mother played that shit and didn't care for not letting me see it.
Me addressing it as an undescribable thing should just point out the ugliness.

What do you wanna do with your life?!