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I've had people, including Asians, tell me my eyes look Asian. Doesn't mean I'm Asian.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) yeah....... I've had that happen before too. Only people didn't put quite that delicately. One guy I knew back in the day said "Hey you've got Chinky eyes." (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) was my only response but I usually say something like...huh didn't know Hispanic + Caucasian = Asian

Oh, trust me. I've been called gook and chink before.

You poor poor man. Do you need a hug? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Nah, I've been called worse. Sometimes things that actually apply to me. It's only made me a bigger asshole to people and able to comeback at them more insulting.

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) yeah....... I've had that happen before too. Only people didn't put quite that delicately. One guy I knew back in the day said "Hey you've got Chinky eyes." (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) was my only response but I usually say something like...huh didn't know Hispanic + Caucasian = Asian

You can't say Caucasian without saying Asian. Also, you can't say Hispanic without saying Panic.

lol true just like you can't spell Slaughter without Laughter (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

lol true just like you can't spell Slaughter without Laughter (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

That's kinda fitting right there, because today, I realized how much more beautiful people can be when they honestly smile:
Today in class, we had a task and I ended up working with a guy that rather sticks to himself. He usually just sleeps in class and generally appears more like the somber fella, not exactly in touch with his environment (some argue that he isn't exactly in touch with reality!).

Anyhow, I cracked a stupid morbid joke, and people never get it when I tell jokes, but he just started laughing. I was completely deadpan and there was no indicator on my side that might have moved him to laugh out of mere fake politeness, and I DID notice that he actually found it funny. It was amazing, as if I saw his face for the first time.
It kinda motivated me to decide that I should probably try to make people laugh more often, maybe this world needs just that....

You can't spell "funeral" without "fun".

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: May 2 2012, 21:06

You can't spell "Full blown AIDS infested, fetal alcohol syndrome suffering, chutney covered monkey fetus " without Lolicon_of_Sin.

You can't spell "problem child" without "rob".

You can't spell "Mentally moribund, feckless manchild who is anally violated by squirrels" without Lolicon_of_Sin.

Anyhow, I cracked a stupid morbid joke, and people never get it when I tell jokes, but he just started laughing. I was completely deadpan and there was no indicator on my side that might have moved him to laugh out of mere fake politeness, and I DID notice that he actually found it funny. It was amazing, as if I saw his face for the first time.
It kinda motivated me to decide that I should probably try to make people laugh more often, maybe this world needs just that....

Aww that was really nice of you.

Our members have made a total of 1,813,001 posts

I wonder how many of them are good.

Do you think that counts Spamhaus posts?

I still can't preload Deebs Tripple, what the hell?

Mieow, I was looking for that cool gay marriage text-pic that √170569 posted awhile ago, but I can't find it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

His current username is much easier to spell. Also, I wouldn't root this because I don't know who the fuck that is.

Mieow, I was looking for that cool gay marriage text-pic that √170569 posted awhile ago, but I can't find it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

This one?
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Oh, this one. Now I remember it. Fucking saved.

I was all like "what the fuck, man" when Benjiro posted that because I skipped the text part.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 24 2012, 11:24