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If it was great, didn't it not deserve the title "boogaloo" then?

Make a new thread in Spamhaus, title it "How Old Are You?"

Great idea, or the greatest idea?

Make a new thread in Spamhaus, title it "How Old Are You?"

Great idea, or the greatest idea?

Horrible idea. People will just post random numbers.

You weren't here to see people like Coco posting in the "What's the weather like?" thread when you'd see shit like hot and snow or rainy and sunny. Spamhaus is slam your keyboard and hit post.

Damn. There I go being hopeful for humanity again.

General Chat, maybe?

Better idea. All people who sign up from now on have to send a copy of their long form birth certificate.

hot and snow or rainy and sunny

I've actually experienced those. Tropical areas like Hawaii can rain pretty hard while the sun is out in full brightness... Haven't you traveled the world? Also, it can be hot and snowy, though that's more along the lines of me doing lots of physical exercise in the snow and thus I am really hot and sweaty.

It's a start. Wouldn't stop the people who signed up 3 years ago and won't start shitting on the forum until next week, though.

I've actually experienced those. Tropical areas like Hawaii can rain pretty hard while the sun is out in full brightness... Haven't you traveled the world? Also, it can be hot and snowy, though that's more along the lines of me doing lots of physical exercise in the snow and thus I am really hot and sweaty.

You also drink a lot, so there's that.

I wonder how that relates to the weather.

Fuzzy memory when you drink.

Actually, now that I think of it, Tenboro has the right idea. If you gradually destroy everything in the galleries that people like, they'll stop joining the site. That's one way to keep out the riff-raff.

If only drinking would blur my memory even more.

Every time I try, alcohol poisoning beats memory loss to the punch.

If only drinking would blur my memory even more.

Every time I try, alcohol poisoning beats memory loss to the punch.

If you are really that desperate to "blur" your memory try taking tranquillizers, but I wouldn't recommend it since they have the potential to become highly addictive (that and some are actually anti-psychotics, those can really mess you up, sad thing is that they are used for depressed people at times).

If you are really that desperate to "blur" your memory try taking tranquillizers, but I wouldn't recommend it since they have the potential to become highly addictive (that and some are actually anti-psychotics, those can really mess you up, sad thing is that they are used for depressed people at times).

I once took about 10 Vicodin pills and chased it with half a bottle of Wild Turkey. I felt high as a motherfucking kite and it was one of the strangest feelings of bliss. Then the room started caving in on me and the last thing I remember was darkness. The only thing that happened is I slept for about 20 hours and someone had to explain to the LT why I wasn't at formation in the morning. That was the only time I used a narcotic recreationally and I didn't get addicted. That and the fact that I used to smoke two packs a day then suddenly quit cold turkey leads me to believe I am (fortunately) not genetically predisposed to addiction.

I wanted to post something witty that fits to the current topics, but now I can't remember... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Better idea. All people who sign up from now on have to send a copy of their long form birth certificate.

cappy is a birther. :awesomeface:

cappy is a birther. :awesomeface:

I know Obama has an account here, but he probably won't fall for that.

Living is overrated.

Dying is underrated.

What then is just rated?

What then is just rated?

Your mom is rated "E" for "Everyone".

Your mom is rated "E" for "Everyone".

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