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Leather isn't hard to clean. Wipe it down with a rag with cold water and treat it with mink oil. Simple.

Leather isn't hard to clean. Wipe it down with a rag with cold water and treat it with mink oil. Simple.

I heard there's necessity for weird sprays and special tools and all that jizz... and wool is cozier and cheaper still.
But don't worry, I'll upgrade to leather as soon as I am able to. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Feb 4 2012, 22:40

I'll buy you a leather suit. Oh, and a ball gag!

lulz

all that jizz.

I assumed that's why he was worried about cleaning it.

funfact: shoe polish is sometimes called "Boot cum" in german (translated, obviously)

EXTRA: Benji polishes his boots with cum, in Germany.

well, what can I say? Black and white just match perfetcly...

I polish my cum with boots in Germany.

I polish my cum with boots in Germany.

HA! I once read about some weird acupresssure thingie-schmingie... Can't remember properly,but the point was that males are supposed to squeeze their balls every morning as many times as old they are, for general health and good libido, they said....

Makes sense.

But to get the full effect you need a friend to do it for you.

I guess I'm doomed to a life of impotence then, because I have no friends. :C

I wonder if a Stranger might count?

How will a bounty hunting deer-like creature from a video game help me?

O U

BWAHAHA Dr. Phil.

Don't you just hate how us southerners know so little about biology? I just found out that a woman cannot impregnate a man with her penis. Today is a new day with this knowledge!

You silly, backwards hillbillies.