[X] My Assistant

Right?!

Indeed?!

Brad Rapeskids wrote it.

What the shit I thought Anto did because I don't see Brad writing that.

Well, I gave it some thought and that's I feels to be correct for my associations:

When you eat some cake and some of it gets stuck because it was too dry, then you try to cough it back up, and usually make the sound "BLORGH!" while doing so.
This however, does not change the fact that cake tastes awesome, so when you have a cake that doesn't get stuck, or at least is enjoyable enough to compensate or such a mishap, then you have the "Almighty" and the word "Almighty" just sounds kind of fluid, but not too liquid, like the cream on or in a cake.

To specify: When I read your name, I taste these:
Because BlorgAlmighty.
(IMG:[kyotofoodie.com] http://kyotofoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/kyoto-obama-inauguration-party-sake-kasu-rollcake-9.jpg)

Yes, I sound like someone throwing up.
/sob
Also ew. Fuck cream.

Every time I read Blorg's name I get a little moist.

Why would you get sad reading my name? I'm pretty sure I did nothing to make you sad enough to moisten your eyes.

I'm not conceited enough to write a wiki page about myself.

But I am conceited enough to wish somebody else had made one for me to read and enjoy.

noah offered to write an entry for me for me to post because he's banned from the Wiki or something.

I found this again, thanks EHWiki.
(IMG:http://ehwiki.org/images/0/07/Master_of_the_obvious.jpg)

Yes, I think I made a joke about that.

Blorg Q. Almighty.

While we're at it:
I just remembered this:

p.p.p.s.: Although this article was written in normal English, it is preferable that you read it in ye ol' English. Out loud. Preferably in front of a large group of people while dancing the Macarena. Pip pip pip.

I remember considering doing this as soon as I become enough of a moron....
At least I can tell that I'm no moron so far! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 27 2012, 00:40

Hey Benji, if you woke up in the woods and scratched your butt and felt Vaseline, would you tell anyone?

I fear I wouldn't see the wood for the trees.

Anyways:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

I just fucking realized that Derpy was in last saturday's episode!
I mean the real derpy Derpy! I mean, how's that.... how would wohhthztz....?
(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

[static.tvtropes.org] relevant.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 27 2012, 01:53

I fear I wouldn't see the wood for the trees.

Anyways:
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!

I just fucking realized that Derpy was in last saturday's episode!
I mean the real derpy Derpy! I mean, how's that.... how would wohhthztz....?
(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

[static.tvtropes.org] relevant.

You mean your head didn't explode five minutes into the episode?

I fear I wouldn't see the wood for the trees.

That is an unsatisfactory answer.

Thank you.

That is an unsatisfactory answer.

Thank you.

Sorry. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
I don't feel like dancin' and it's late.....

I just saw a video where... oh fuck it. If your ears can puke, they will.

200 is both the number of people who saw the Friday video, and the number of dollars they had to pay that poor girl to sing the Sunday song.

I'm glad we're on a troll-free forum.

That music video has a catchy beat.
Shit.

2 words - HOLY S**T

But beware when those people wore turbans and headscarves.....

Fuck! I should be sleeping. Goodnight.

That new huge ass Twitterthing with Tenbro on the front page is creeping me out.

Fuck. FUCK.

Stupid WorldKais. Stupid Tiny Bee Warrior weapons. STUPID FUCKING TROPHY THAT REQUIRES YOU TO BANK 3 WEAPONS, ONE OF WHICH CAN ONLY BE GOTTEN FROM FIGHTO, WHICH YOU CAN ONLY ENTER IF YOU HAVE YOUR WEAPONS BANKED.

I JUST LOST LIKE 20+ FAVORS.

I am a mooooooorooooon. :3

Not even [your searching machine of choice] managed to figure out what you were just talknig about.

Eddy: [bvs.wikidot.com] Luckily, I'm better than a machine! HAH!

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 29 2012, 01:05

Fuck. FUCK.

Stupid WorldKais. Stupid Tiny Bee Warrior weapons. STUPID FUCKING TROPHY THAT REQUIRES YOU TO BANK 3 WEAPONS, ONE OF WHICH CAN ONLY BE GOTTEN FROM FIGHTO, WHICH YOU CAN ONLY ENTER IF YOU HAVE YOUR WEAPONS BANKED.

I JUST LOST LIKE 20+ FAVORS.

I am a mooooooorooooon. :3

I'll be getting that trophy on the 11th if all goes according to plan. But yeah, forgetting to re-equip my TBW has been a source of pain plenty of times. Fighto wouldn't be such a pain if the playerbase weren't driving the winning scores up so high.

Of course, the stupid annoying players are the main reason everything sucks. That's why it took a month to beat the first Bawg and boring bulbs are now 9000 ryo on the market.

Fighto is fucking bullshit.

Also, why Boring Bulbs? I knew Smokeblossoms were high but those?

I plan to make back the lost Favors after my WK goes down and I get the last 5 Awesome needed for the maximized Focus.