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‎The worst thing about living here is that you can only kill yourself once.

The best thing about living here is that you only have to exist once.

Anybody that ever says conservatives are about small government is going to get punched in the mouth from now on. TEA Party DOMINATED Florida is now looking to pass a bill where they can privatize any program they want without telling the citizens until after the contract has been signed. Is there anything more small government than making decisions without the people knowing?

I have my fist at the ready...

Someone told me today that the Presidon't (see what I did there?) can't actually line-item veto because the Supreme Court decided it unconstitutional.

Is this funny? Am I being made a card of?

If it involves taxes or spending he can. All it takes is justification of that veto in regards to one of those two things to legitimize the line-item veto.

So in regards to SOPA, if they were to ride that onto an existing bill. all Obama would have to say is that he is using it because the impact on the budget cannot be determined at this time.

Olives... are... fuckable...

If you have enough of them.

Olives... are... fuckable...

If you have enough of them.

As is sand......

Or is this some sort of insider joke????? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Also: Holy shit, there is actually something that CAN be called "yellow cherry"....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 24 2012, 13:47

As is sand......

Or is this some sort of insider joke????? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif)

Also: Holy shit, there is actually something that CAN be called "yellow cherry"....

I read that as Anto of the Sand.

o_O

And the world just died a little more at the mention of that ignorant, dried-up old douchebag.

But rad, Anto bested you in a forum dispute once. And you were a troll, which made "the victory all the more impressive". Also, how could you call him old when he's a "relatively new, but surprisingly influential user"?

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Who the fuck writes their own entry on a wiki?

... TV Tropers, that's who.

By lord, I miss his constantly changing avatars that reached "Leonardo daVinci levels of artistry".

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jan 25 2012, 11:22

Every time I read Blorg's name I want to eat some cake.

That's funny because everytime I see some cake I want to eat Blorg.

This post has been edited by flint: Jan 25 2012, 12:54

How... the fuck does the name Blorg evoke thoughts of cake?

EDIT: Unless you're calling me a fat pasty eating fuck. Is that it? You picking a fight? HUH?

/shakes fists

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: Jan 25 2012, 16:26

But rad, Anto bested you in a forum dispute once. And you were a troll, which made "the victory all the more impressive". Also, how could you call him old when he's a "relatively new, but surprisingly influential user"?

A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Who the fuck writes their own entry on a wiki?

... TV Tropers, that's who.

By lord, I miss his constantly changing avatars that reached "Leonardo daVinci levels of artistry".

Right?!

But rad, Anto bested you in a forum dispute once. And you were a troll, which made "the victory all the more impressive". Also, how could you call him old when he's a "relatively new, but surprisingly influential user"?

Brad Rapeskids wrote it.

How... the fuck does the name Blorg evoke thoughts of cake?

EDIT: Unless you're calling me a fat pasty eating fuck. Is that it? You picking a fight? HUH?

/shakes fists

Well, I gave it some thought and that's I feels to be correct for my associations:

When you eat some cake and some of it gets stuck because it was too dry, then you try to cough it back up, and usually make the sound "BLORGH!" while doing so.
This however, does not change the fact that cake tastes awesome, so when you have a cake that doesn't get stuck, or at least is enjoyable enough to compensate or such a mishap, then you have the "Almighty" and the word "Almighty" just sounds kind of fluid, but not too liquid, like the cream on or in a cake.

To specify: When I read your name, I taste these:
Because BlorgAlmighty.
(IMG:[kyotofoodie.com] http://kyotofoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/kyoto-obama-inauguration-party-sake-kasu-rollcake-9.jpg)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 26 2012, 00:29

Every time I read Blorg's name I get a little moist.

Gabe moist.

Brad Rapeskids wrote it.

Under Anto's name?

I'm not conceited enough to write a wiki page about myself.

But I am conceited enough to wish somebody else had made one for me to read and enjoy.

I found this again, thanks EHWiki.
(IMG:http://ehwiki.org/images/0/07/Master_of_the_obvious.jpg)