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My cat randomly comes up and lies down on my keyboard when I'm not petting her one time she even reached for the mouse with one of her paws

My cat randomly comes up and lies down on my keyboard when I'm not petting her one time she even reached for the mouse with one of her paws

Awww... how cute! Cats are so adorable! =^_^=

Everyone on tv is talking about this KFC Double Down thing. I think KFC must be paying people for publicity, because there's no way that chicken thing can possibly be so engrossing to so many people. It's just chicken for god's sake.

Everyone on tv is talking about this KFC Double Down thing. I think KFC must be paying people for publicity, because there's no way that chicken thing can possibly be so engrossing to so many people. It's just chicken for god's sake.

I think it's more due to it being a disgusting abortion of foodstuffs.

I think it's more due to it being a disgusting abortion of foodstuffs.

I know, but come on, it's no worse than anything else KFC has ever made. You want to talk disgusting? Who remembers the KFC Famous Bowl?

I remember them only because Patton Oswalt is the funniest human being on the planet

My cat just went inside the laundry bag

It was patience that we had, the miles that we had left, that held us there, until we could let go.

I have a package of Swedish fish, and I know it's too late at night to eat them, but the temptation is killing me.

KFC is the only one of American fast food chains present in Poland where I can't find even a single thing I like to eat.

Trying to learn Mahjong makes me feel stupid.

I remember them only because Patton Oswalt is the funniest human being on the planet

Patton Oswalt is hilarious, isn't he?

Now, everyone be quiet and let (sic) talk about his adorable kitty. =^_^=

Patton Oswalt is hilarious, isn't he?

Shut your cock loving mouth.

If Kit Kat doesn't stop its latest god awful ad campaign, I might just lose my shit.

I have visited the abyss of madness and returned; forever changed and forever unwelcome. I walk among the limited, forced to portray myself as one of you; all the while seeing through the lies that bind your existence. From limited views of the universe we mortal beings are held back; where we differ however is while I strive to see more, you strive to see less.

The world in which you reside bears little resemblance to one in which you exist, your reality; built upon presumptions and lies which you treat as if certain fact; only server to further limit your view. Worse still is when faced with that which contradicts the world in which you live, you resort to any measures to remove it; rather than be overjoyed and embrace that which may enlighten you.

You do not deserve the lives you live. If one day I decide to exert my superiority and end you; I will not feel a sense of loss but rather satisfaction because something lacking from this universe will, if only for a moment; once again exist.

Equality.

Know this: As soon as the benefits outweigh the consequences, I will bring an end to the existence of you all.

Oh, this is just too much, little worm, I don't even know where to begin. I don't know what mental deficiencies you have, but you seriously lack the facilities to separate your head from your ass. You have visited the abyss of madness and returned? Are you kidding, you dived right into that chasm and landed with a splat, becoming the twisted little fucker you are now. I have to admit, this level of crazy is typically relegated to Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, and other lower life forms. You know, they have a special place on The Ed Show for just this kind of lunacy, it's called Psycho Talk, and you'd fit right in among it's alumni. Congratulations on leveling up in ignorance and egotism. Try not to digest your face with your head so far up your ass.

Also, where do you get off spewing the word equality, when you see yourself as so much higher than all of us and we are below contempt in your eyes. When you revel in your own delusions of superiority, you wouldn't even understand the concept of equality.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 16 2010, 05:59

If Kit Kat doesn't stop its latest god awful ad campaign, I might just lose my shit.

Have you seen this Twix commercial? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxYw55zkHL0...feature=related

Those girls look kinda high-schoolish. And that fucking guy. Ugh, a typical married pervy pedo pig with a wife and baby. Anyway, I only saw this commercial twice on TV and thankfully, never saw it again. I guess they got wise and pulled it.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Apr 16 2010, 06:20

Bounded in chains of love once again

Anyone can dance, but not everyone should dance. Fat people, for example; there's too much excess body fat moving that should never move like that, and it just isn't pretty. If I want to watch something jiggle, I'll make some Jello.

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 16 2010, 12:07

[Snip, moronic babbling.]

Not surprising of you to completely miss the point. Can you at least try to be less predictable?

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you are completely blind to the reality around you, as always, Ka-Daterapedrug, but that will never change. However, even you can't spoil my mood today, for I'm RPing with my beloved and his love for me means more than your sad little existence. Keep living in your miserable little world of hypocrisy for all I care; meanwhile, I get to role play about being digested by a beautiful succubus, so I'm happy; and there isn't a thing you can do about it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)