[X] My Assistant

Delicious apple strudel OM NOM NOM.

I want some too! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)
But it's SUUUNDAAAAAYY (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif)

In hindsight, building that thing was a bad idea. Oh well. Let's just watch the hurricane.

[www.huffingtonpost.co.uk] I kinda chuckled.

I kinda miss wearing my lab coat.

LAB COAT.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAB COAT.

PUT IT ON AND WE WILL STAND BACK TO BACK WITH OUR HANDS IN OUR POCKETS.

HAYAKU.

I just remembered that we had plans for sexytime this weekend, but now the KURISUTIIIIIIIINAAAAA voicemail I left might throw a monkey wrench in that. I should really think before I act more.

;_;

I unintentionally and indirectly cockblocked cmal.

I am a horrible bro.

cmal I understand if you never want to chill with me again.

Nah, its okay. I'll just have to switch her from tsuntsun to deredere.

All women have a tsun tsun and dere dere switch.

True fact.

If Blorg says its true, it must be.

Ow. I just sneezed while I had an erection.

I thought you'd all like to know.

[danbooru.donmai.us] Tsun tsun dere dere.

Ow. I just sneezed while I had an erection.

I thought you'd all like to know.

I....

The way you worded this compelled me to google it.

I....

The way you worded this compelled me to google it.

I'm right there with ya.

FOURTHIRTEEN'S NOT LIKE YOUR AVERAGE GIRL.

Google spawns terrible things.

My reaction to that "too big boobs" thread:
(IMG:[i.qkme.me] http://i.qkme.me/3q6m1y.jpg)

There's no secret joke here or anything. If your dick is rock hard and you sneeze, you can hurt yourself.

I'm right there with ya.

Hah. Some of the top results on that are actually me on this site.

Google spawns terrible things.

Right?

Edit:
I should make clear that this is not me. Apparently this moniker has been used before.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jul 22 2012, 05:53

I just realized what that thing hiding in rad's sig is. Its Twilight. Its been bothering me for a while, because I could tell there was something back there, I just couldn't put my hoof on it.

This post has been edited by derpymal: Jul 22 2012, 06:00

Yeah, I liked my Juliet/Twi mix sig so much, but someone had the genius idea that Rob and I are like Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara, and I didn't want a hideously large signature so I just kind of combined them.

This Forum needs a name change. I'm thinking we just drop "Free Speech" and call it "Zone" and if it all the rules every other forum has.