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I feel naked when I'm not wearing a watch. I also can't stand using my cellphone as a timepiece.

I feel naked when I'm not wearing a watch. I also can't stand using my cellphone as a timepiece.

Contrastingly, I feel a little overdressed when wearing a watch, if that makes sense. I'm very used to using my cell or other electronic doodads to catch the time. Plus most places have a wall-clock anyway around here.

I overheat when stuff is on my wrists and I die.

Contrastingly, I feel a little overdressed when wearing a watch, if that makes sense. I'm very used to using my cell or other electronic doodads to catch the time. Plus most places have a wall-clock anyway around here.

Are you one of those awful faggots that wear cargo shorts and flipflops/sandals?

I also feel wrong if my watch is not a high-quality timepiece with an all-metal body. /snob

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I hope one of them sees that and panics.

Are you one of those awful faggots that wear cargo shorts and flipflops/sandals?

I also feel wrong if my watch is not a high-quality timepiece with an all-metal body. /snob

I wear cargo shorts sometimes. Never sandals. Factual anecdote.

I always wear socks. Ergo, I can never wear sandals because I am not a pedophile.

I don't like socks, but I don't like touching the ground that my family walks on with bare feet either...

I overheat when stuff is on my wrists and I die.

Contrastingly, if I don't wear anything on my wrists, I get hypothermia and die.

Are you one of those awful faggots that wear cargo shorts and flipflops/sandals?

I also feel wrong if my watch is not a high-quality timepiece with an all-metal body. /snob

I like cargo pants, but I'm vain and feel I have ugly legs, so I don't even own a pair of shorts. I also can't stand rocks and sand in my shoes, so though I own a few sandals, I don't tend to wear them, either.

I just never got into the habit of wearing a watch when I was younger, and don't feel the need now that I'm older. Plus I'm adept at losing the watches that other people buy for me. I'm sure I'd feel like an ass 50 years from now if a company I worked for gave me a watch for my retirement, because I'll bet the first thought in my crotchety old head would be, "Oh, not this shit again..."

I always wear socks. Ergo, I can never wear sandals because I am not a pedophile.

Ridiculous! That would mean all old people in Britain are pedophiles.

Ridiculous! That would mean all old people in Britain are pedophiles.

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Are you one of those awful faggots that wear cargo shorts and flipflops/sandals?

I always wear socks. Ergo, I can never wear sandals because I am not a pedophile.

I wear cargo shorts from time to time and am a pedophile, but never wear sandals.

This post has been edited by Pseudoshy: Jun 14 2012, 07:05

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cmal keeps picking on me. ;_;

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