[X] My Assistant

Here's a drinking game I devised:

Read the description of any China Miéville book and take a shot every time you want to punch the author in the face.

I could only do that with Uwe Boll movies, because I only read what I like.

I need to remember to not eat so much pizza. I'm not a kid, I can't eat a whole large pizza and a two-liter of soda anymore.

Yes, eating them two liters can play hell on your intestines after awhile.

I need to remember to not eat so much pizza. I'm not a kid, I can't eat a whole large pizza and a two-liter of soda anymore.

I'm in the same boat, only it's not pizza, and I never could eat much in my youth, so my eyes being bigger than my stomach just makes me seem mentally deficient.

I should eat more eggsEGGS.....
And that's all I can add to this topic....

Here's a drinking game I devised:

Read the description of any China Miéville book and take a shot every time you want to punch the author in the face.

I hated that one book with the weird moth butterfly things, which I had to read for Fantasy & Horror. Fuck that book so much, was nearly as bad as the science fiction books I had to deal with in Science Fiction.

The spider Weaver thing was pretty badass though I admit.

Followed a link from that video, got a lady with a gray beard talking about her hopes that a cat video will send a message of world peace.

...I've got nothing.

At the gala?

I enjoy the "English cuisine is gray, mushy, and bad" meme a lot.

I enjoy the "English cuisine is gray, mushy, and bad" meme a lot.

Eh?
I remember it fry-heavy, with lots of vingera nd green stuff... mint sauce or something...

Ugh, the Poopenhausers have started using the other LTYT threads as spam depositories.

Eh?
I remember it fry-heavy, with lots of vingera nd green stuff... mint sauce or something...

You're thinking of the Scots. They're British, but not English; it makes a difference.

Ugh, the Poopenhausers have started using the other LTYT threads as spam depositories.
You're thinking of the Scots. They're British, but not English; it makes a difference.

that bad weather is now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Oh man, Spec, he reported you for saying that he sucks. Do you want to warn yourself or should I do it?

LOL, reporting a mod. What a faggot.

LOL, reporting a mod. What a faggot.

There seems to be a strong correlation between liking underage characters in porn, and being blissfully ignorant of rules and social norms, as well as being spiteful toward anyone who expects them to pay attention and abide by the same rules as everyone else because they're not special in any way.

The evidence that pedophiles are all fucking selfish idiots grows, but remains inconclusive.

Edit:
At this time, the connection between general hentai obsession and mental dysfunction is far more concrete.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Jun 12 2012, 05:51

It got funnier after that.

I think Spectre is a pretty cool guy. Eh politely tells off dumb lurkers and doesn’t subvert beloved memes.

I hate it when my watch hits the metal bit of my desk's keyboard shelf-thing and makes an unpleasant clanging sound. Not to be confused with the ugly sound made by cornflake bowels.

I hate it when my watch hits the metal bit of my desk's keyboard shelf-thing and makes an unpleasant clanging sound. Not to be confused with the ugly sound made by cornflake bowels.

I don't wear watches for exactly that reason.