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The quick brown ox jumps over the lazy dog.

Funny how the sentence still makes sense.

Even without the semi-colon!

Even without the semi-colon!

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Wut?

You and your comma splices.

Expletives. ALL OF THEM.

A semicolon is a programmer's best friend and nemesis at the same time if a compiler is involved.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 19 2012, 11:26

Any half-decent IDE will just tell you when there are semi-colons or close-parens missing. If yours doesn't, you're basically rubbing two sticks together.

I don't use IDEs. I use Notepad !

(On a more serious note, even Notepad++ tells you when you do things wrong, but this is where we derp so might as well derp all out.)

If yours doesn't, you're basically rubbing two sticks together.

I'm not sure whether you are referring to stone age firemaking or sounding.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 19 2012, 11:51

Firemaking. Sounding is actually pretty advanced by comparison.

Maybe they were already doing it back then. We don't have any proof at hand.

I wonder what the average dong size for homo erectus was.

Some schools have banned all discussion of gay topics, as some kind of Don't Ask, Don't Teach policy. Does that mean biology teachers can't use the term homo erectus anymore?

Some schools have banned all discussion of gay topics, as some kind of Don't Ask, Don't Teach policy. Does that mean biology teachers can't use the term homo erectus anymore?

What kind of biology class would have to use that term anyway? Kindergarten?
(Yeah, I got the joke and yeah, it was fun killing it.)

What kind of biology class would have to use that term anyway? Kindergarten?
(Yeah, I got the joke and yeah, it was fun killing it.)

If you sought to kill the joke by saying something that doesn't make any sense, well done.

I spent twelve years in a catholic private school. The worst part were the yearly Jesus masses and festivals forced upon everyone, including non-Christians.

There were fun times, though. I do remember when that one atheist guy went in the communion line despite being told he wasn't allowed to and, as he was handed the host and the priest told him "The Christ's body", he kindly replied with "Thanks". Then he sat back, said "Fuck, that shit is tasteless and chewy and I'm still hungry" and went for a second serving. Hilarity ensued.

And people have the balls to say Jesus was black. We who went to communion can clearly see he was a cracker.

If you sought to kill the joke by saying something that doesn't make any sense, well done.

That's like 99.999% of his posts.

Family Guy hasn't been funny in over ten years, you goddamn Welshman.

South Park hasn't been funny in over 5. You want to start something, son?

I haven't watched South Park since season ten solely because it sucks.