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I can remember badly treated animals and the urge to release the seemingly very angry goat onto the manager...

Breaking news : circus manager gets raped after a kid notices animal mistreatment and decides to release the caged ruminant. "Eye for an eye, goat for a goat", kid says.

EDIT : Owned by wordfilter and I don't feel like abusing the system. There goes my first lame pun.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 11 2012, 02:12

We used to have goats on the farm. Sometimes they'd eat our flipflops. True story.

goats and llamas scare me. Those fucked up rectangular eyes... Just not natural.

We used to have goats on the farm. Sometimes they'd eat our flipflops. True story.

So when they shit out the rubber, does it come out in bouncy pellet form?

goats and llamas scare me. Those fucked up rectangular eyes... Just not natural.

Wow, for a change, there's something that I find hilarious and somebody else is scared of. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

goats and llamas scare me. Those fucked up rectangular eyes... Just not natural.

Aww but they're so adorable!

Aww but they're so adorable!

See? She gets it! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

/relevant

This post has been edited by Benjiro: May 11 2012, 19:49

See adorable!

So when they shit out the rubber, does it come out in bouncy pellet form?

I wish. They just came out looking like a chewed up version of how they went in.

Aww but they're so adorable!

Not when they've just chewed up your new pair of flipflops that you just finished breaking in.

Sheep>Goat

Fuck, Marry, Kill:

A sheep, a goat, Michele Bachmann.

I wish. They just came out looking like a chewed up version of how they went in.
Not when they've just chewed up your new pair of flipflops that you just finished breaking in.

Men shouldn't wear sandals or flipflops unless you're in a nasty ass shower or you're some badass samurai who can cut down those who poke fun at your getas. Samurais also are the only men permitted to wear sandals and socks together.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: May 12 2012, 00:58

Not when they've just chewed up your new pair of flipflops that you just finished breaking in.

flipflops suck anyway

They are really tacking when people wear them out in public.

They are really tacking when people wear them out in public.

Relevant-ish?

Relevant-ish?

Son of a bitch...

As I started the video (headphones not plugged in, so no audio), a commercial came on the TV... Son of a bitch...

To experience what I just did, play [youtu.be] this, and simultaneously watch that sandals video on mute. Try to start them about the same time; they sync up surprisingly well.

They are really tacking when people wear them out in public.

[en.wikipedia.org] This is what I think people look like when I see them wearing flip flops in public

tacking

WTF. I didn't notice this until you quoted me, Isis.

Seriously, though. Don't wear flipflops in public. Just don't do it.

Son of a bitch...

Yeah, i know that alright, thanks for rubbing it into my face...

As I started the video (headphones not plugged in, so no audio), a commercial came on the TV... Son of a bitch...

To experience what I just did, play [youtu.be] this, and simultaneously watch that sandals video on mute. Try to start them about the same time; they sync up surprisingly well.

And how! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

At least this cheered me up for the moment.