[X] My Assistant

Sorry, that one was for GSC only. I guess I can give you the copypasta, if you want.

What happens in lucero dorado stays in lucero dorado, mi hermano.


I bet when Pseudo reads this, he'll want to chokehold me with the barrel of his shotgun.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: May 9 2012, 19:08

Gawd, you people make me feel old.

You're always as old as you feel (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Gawd, you people try to make me feel like a kid.

I weigh one Ill against the other (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

What happens in lucero dorado stays in lucero dorado, mi hermano.
I bet when Pseudo reads this, he'll want to chokehold me with the barrel of his shotgun.

I would never physically harm you, my dear Benjiro. I may toy with your psyche from time to time because it amuses me, but I would never lay a finger on you unless its in a loving manner while I trace my fingers all over your smooth body.

Lewl.

There was this forum I used to go to and we had a guy just like Benji. He was the youngest of the group, had ADD, and was always fighting off sexual advances. Good times.

I would never physically harm you, my dear Benjiro. I may toy with your psyche from time to time because it amuses me, but I would never lay a finger on you unless its in a loving manner while I trace my fingers all over your smooth body.

OH MY! Yall should get a room!!! And videotape it (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Benji, you're gonna pluck your eyebrows, wear make up, and wear this frilly dress for me. Let's start making a video!

Honestly, PhDs are only good for titles in most cases.

Achievement unlocked : Big Boss Healer. Equipping this award increases your daily income by 500% and decreases work point consumption by 50%.

Of course, I may just be biased because people with such diplomas get absurdly high wages and nice work schedules where I live.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 10 2012, 12:15

So... bromance is in the air and Sussudio needs a camera. May I suggest shooting it in HD to get all the details? I've got one of those JVC Everio HD7 thingies that you can borrow.

I feel physically molested. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

DON'T POKE MEH WIT YOUR THING OR CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! >_<


On Topic, my sister has brought a warning leaflet about an exhibitionist who supposedly plays his flute in front of kiddies a few months ago...
...At least we can roughly pinpoint Repko's whereabouts now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: May 10 2012, 13:45

...it's all linked. All axioms point to...conspiracies, and the end of the world.

On Topic, my sister has brought a warning leaflet about an exhibitionist who supposedly plays his flute in front of kiddies a few months ago...

Your sentence is pretty ambiguous. I'm not sure whether you meant the common kind of pedophile, one with self-fellatio abilities or one with musical skills.

On a sidenote, if someone ever happens to have some kind of condition where the meatstick is full of holes, that'd make a decent recorder when blown if it is long enough and you can halt the blood flow.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 10 2012, 14:26

Ok, so It's been established that gama is the cameraman. Who's gonna be my fluffer?

On a sidenote, if someone ever happens to have some kind of condition where the meatstick is full of holes, that'd make a decent recorder when blown if it is long enough and you can halt the blood flow.

1. Find a guy with a genital piercing.
2. Urge him to get a few more.
3. Give his significant other a book on the art of fellatio, and another book about playing wind instruments.
4. Start a circus act.
5. ???
6. Finally convince parents to stop taking their kids to the circus.

I went to a circus once. I hated it. True story.

I went to the circus once. All I remember was the awful smells, the heads I couldn't see over to actually watch the damn thing and the disappointment of my childhood.

I went to the circus once. It was too expensive for what it was worth, even though it wasn't my money.

And that's all I can remember.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: May 11 2012, 01:56