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Goddammit...

Hexproof ? What kind of retarded ability is that ?

"Hey, fuck you, man. My Sigarda can take offsets like a legendary angel boss."

I wouldn't wonder if MTG and Naruto merged in the near future.

Let's see now who gets this horribly poor attempt at a subtle joke.

I wouldn't wonder if MTG and Naruto merged in the near future.

Let's see now who gets this horribly poor attempt at a subtle joke.

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I apparently ran a shitty poster off the General Discussion forums and the GSC. I feel pretty good about that.

I once ran 100 meters in over 20 seconds.

I didn't feel so great after that.

Your images are baffling, Blawrg.

I wouldn't wonder if MTG and Naruto merged in the near future.

Let's see now who gets this horribly poor attempt at a subtle joke.

I'm not certain how MTG work, but I guess I could make a guess of how this idea would work:

• You gather charkra to use basic abilities and summon basic ninjas.
• Some Just a few ninjas hide, which require you to use a sensory type ninja/ability to reveal them.
• Some ninjas are capable of using one or two elements of burning, throwing mud at, shocking, making wet or blowing other ninjas.
• Basic attacks which are capable of shattering mountains, but can hardly leave any mark on living beings.
• There's also the gentle touch or fisting or something, which is quite effective against other ninjas.
• And medical ninjas with drugs. Other ninjas can use their drugs to perform better/longer.

Ninja are fucking stupid and if you sincerely like them you're probably twelve years old.

Mentally, I'm probably closer to eight.
Ninjas do have some potentially impressive feats; combat abilities and magic is none of them.

I like Ninjas, they were great at guerrilla warfare.

Mentally, I'm probably closer to eight.
Ninjas do have some potentially impressive feats; combat abilities and magic is none of them.

It wasn't an indictment toward your supple person. More a general statement.

Historical Ninjas were pretty cool.
But that's not my point at all.
Hint:
Why does Naruto suck, if we take out stuff like narration and animation, only having the world, the people and the general setting in mind? (Eventually in correlation to success over the years?)

Because the characters are more annoying and vapid than those in Dragonball and it's gone on for a longer amount of time for no reason at all.

It's the same reason that Bleach is pretty much the worst.

Funny that you mention it, because I'd almost have drawn comparsions to BrainBleach and Dragonballs myself. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I apparently ran a shitty poster off the General Discussion forums and the GSC. I feel pretty good about that.

Who?

It's the same reason that Bleach is pretty much the worst.

I'd say I agree with you there, save one obvious character to whom I adore.

583 fucking chapters in Naruto? Are you kidding me?

489 fucking chapters in Blorch? Are you kidding me?

Over 1800 fucking chapters in Kochikame?

Hey, its Blorg!

I miss when ninjas brutally murdered each other in a spectacular manner using ridiculous special moves.

I miss when ninjas brutally murdered each other in a spectacular manner using ridiculous special moves.

Yeah, but Ninja Scroll was pretty bad, too :<

Over 1800 fucking chapters in Kochikame?

Kochikame has a broad audience, ranging from adolescent boys to middle-aged salarymen.

A broad audience indeed.