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Caramel is a no-no, though. Caramel apples are tasty, but I think it muddles pies. One time I had a pie that was ruined by an overabundance of caramel in the filling and drizzled over a crumbly topping.

I can't decide what I like more: apple pie with a crumbly top or one with cinnamon sugar all over it. I wish I could have both. Then my life would be perfect.

Seems like an easy thing to do yourself. Get a Dutch apple pie, put some cinnamon and sugar on it.

Caramel is a no-no, though. Caramel apples are tasty, but I think it muddles pies. One time I had a pie that was ruined by an overabundance of caramel in the filling and drizzled over a crumbly topping.

I dunno I liked the caramel apple pie I tasted

Seems like an easy thing to do yourself. Get a Dutch apple pie, put some cinnamon and sugar on it.

It doesn't work that way. I tried.

Buy some Cinnamon Toast Crunch, crush it up and put that on top.

I haven't had Cinnamon Toast Crunch in forever. I should buy some. And some Cocoa Pebbles.

I had some Berry Berry Kix a while back. They changed for the worst. Instead of getting the red and purples berry shaped cereal bits, you just get more Kix that are barely flavored to taste like the ones they got rid of. Pisses me right the fuck off when people mess with something perfect and make it awful.

We talk about food a lot here. LOL, we're such fatties.

I like talking about food. Keeps me civil, plenty of food to talk about, keeps my interest.

Food is good.

It's right up there with ponies and buttholes for me. Though mixing any of those interest I found to be pretty awful.

Buttholes don't go with either, but as long as you're not eating ponies they can go with food.

Buttholes don't go with either,

No, but they're all mutually connected in some way.

Stop looking at pony buttholes, Rob.

I've seen horse butthole before. They're not appealing in any way.

They always make applie pie with crumble exclusively around here. :/ It's starting to get boring.

ALso: I'm gonna have some waffles now. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 17 2012, 14:27

Hmm... I haven't had pie in years now that I think about it. Not that I was ever one to eat baked goods, ice cream, or anything remotely sweet (besides the occasional banana nut muffins that I buy). I blame poverty and the fact that sugar was a commodity where I grew up in Mexico. By the time I got to the U.S. I wasn't into sweets and poverty only helped to keep those delicious treats out of my mouth. There is one thing that I will admit I find absofuckinglutely delicious and order every time I drop by the place; the moughafuckin' [www.bjsbrewhouse.com] desserts at BJ's.

I am very, very skilled at irritating morons.

And I am fine with this.

De la glace... Ice cream.

And I am fine with this.

Why "Deal with it" comes to my mind?