[X] My Assistant

Na huh I'm the Easter Bunny's brother Daryl

[www.mindfeck.com] I don't... what?

As it turns out, I have mild depression and social anxiety disorder.

Who'd have thought that somebody who frequents E-Hentai and SomethingAwful would feel sad all the time and be, well, so goonish?

Blorgy is actually SA's very own Slowbeef, creator of Retsupurae with fellow goon, Diabeetus. Everypony take note.

I knew it!

How'd ya know?!

I don't... what?

Mass confusion ensues! I win!

As it turns out, I have mild depression and social anxiety disorder.

Who'd have thought that somebody who frequents E-Hentai and SomethingAwful would feel sad all the time and be, well, so goonish?

:< don't feel glum

Nah, it's not so bad, really! Social anxiety is like an extension of rationality, and everybody's a little depressed at times. Can't blame people for being pessimistic in this world. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
I learned to live both.... I think.... and look how quick I find my towel!.... I think.....

Doctors try to explain everything about human body. And that's how nearly everything is diagnosed as a disorder.

Why can't they find a cure for bitch yet?

Why can't they find a cure for bitch yet?

o u

A cure for "human" Would be more urgently needed, I s'pose....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 5 2012, 12:01

CYNICAL ANSWER: It's called a bullet.

IDEALISTIC ANSWER: It's called love.

ELITIST IN-BETWEEN GOLDEN MEANS FALLACY ANSWER: It's called a bullet of love.

BLORG ANSWER: My stomach is sorta rumbly.

CYNICAL ANSWER: It's called a bullet.

IDEALISTIC ANSWER: It's called love.

ELITIST IN-BETWEEN GOLDEN MEANS FALLACY ANSWER: It's called a bullet of love.

BLORG ANSWER: My stomach is sorta rumbly.

BENJI ANSWER: Prepare your anus for a bullet of love all the way into your rumbly stomach, Blorg.

God damn it, FSZ used to be remarkably free of fuckasses littering the place up with new useless threads.

Now it's the mainstream thing to do it seems.

Blorg posted in the FSZ before it was cool.

Posting in the FSZ was never cool.

Also I fear I will never escape the stigma of being a hipster.

Even though I was a hipster before the other hipsters.

Posts: 667

Blorg no longer is a demon. Not like post count actually matters, but that 666 was kind of interesting.

I was a hipster before the other hipsters.

So that's why LAFTH shows up as first result when you Google for Blorg hipster ?

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 8 2012, 17:25

It's not like that's my real post count anyways, got 2,000+ FSZ posts.

Derpy is mah BFF

It's not like that's my real post count anyways, got 2,000+ FSZ posts.

You forgot about all those FSZ posts. If they counted towards the post count and you guys actually cared about that shit, you'd possibly beat the record holder hands down.

Be careful not to click the actual quote to check the rest, Blorg. It's dangerous to go alone there.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 8 2012, 18:19

Why are people still responding to that awful zombie faggot?

Because we are all faggots.