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Has anyone else tried making a sandwich on a bagel? It's my favorite thing to do for lunch. Cold cuts are better on a hot bagel.

I am the wheat of my bread
Cold cuts are my body and cheese is my blood
I have created over a thousand subs
Unknown to Hunger, nor known to Satiation
Have withstood pain to create many hoagies
Yet, those hands will never hold anything
So as I pray, Unlimited Sandwich Works


wtf;dr: Why yes, yes I have.

This post has been edited by derpymal: Mar 29 2012, 05:45

I prefer my bagel to have either butter, cream cheese, jelly or all three on them. Anything else on them just tastes gross to me.

I enjoy my English Muffins with butter and jam.

I enjoy my English Muffins with butter and jam.

I enjoy mine with eggs, cheese and ham.

I enjoy my English Muffins with butter and jam.

English muffins are a different creature altogether. You can put almost anything on them and they it will be will be fucking delicious. I myself have a weakness for English muffin pizzas.

You can put almost anything on [English muffins] and they it will be will be fucking delicious.

English Muffins: So fucking delicious, you turn into a gibbering idiot trying to describe it.

What do they call English muffins in England?

What do they call African-Americans in England?

English Muffins: So fucking delicious, you['ll] turn into a gibbering idiot trying to describe it.

How does me referring to English Muffins as "them" make me a gibbering idiot exactly?

What do they call English muffins in England?

Crumpets, good sir.

What do they call African-Americans in England?

Negroes, good sir.

How does me referring to English Muffins as "them" make me a gibbering idiot exactly?

You can put almost anything on them and they it will be will be fucking delicious.

The bracketing was just to replace the pronoun reference since the quote was taken out of context.

I see.

Thank you for that, 3d0xp0xy.

You are most very welcome, sweetums.

The canoodling days of R0bx1T4p0xy are long gone, me bucko.

I think we all can safely say they shan't be missed.

I just cracked my neck. It felt really good.

I did that yesterday. For a second, I thought I had to go to the hospital. It didn't feel right at all.

I'm one of those people who enjoy cracking their joints. My neck, fingers, and toes are my favorites.

I used to do it more, especially knuckles. Parents keep telling me it'll give my arthritis though, so I've been trying to stop.

Edit:
I do realize that's probably bullshit, but I figure it can't exactly be healthy either.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Mar 30 2012, 09:11

Its an old wives' tale. True story.

I started cracking my knuckles because I played piano. True story.

I'm one of those people who enjoy cracking their joints. My neck, fingers, and toes are my favorites.

Do you ever lean backwards and crack your chest cavity (I assume, I don't know what it is that cracks to be honest) too? I love doing that one around people, it freaks them out.

Do you ever lean backwards and crack your chest cavity (I assume, I don't know what it is that cracks to be honest) too? I love doing that one around people, it freaks them out.

Crackling one's chest cavity is much harder (generally) for one to do by themselves, and yes, it definitely freaks out people, when they are not able to do so. They look at you & think " WTF?! "

You do need to take note though when:

If cracking is accompanied by pain, there could be underlying abnormalities of the structures of the joint, such as loose cartilage or injured ligaments. Some patients with arthritis (inflammation of joints, usually painful), bursitis, or tendinitis notice "cracking" sounds with joint movements due to the snapping of irregular, swollen tissues.
[www.medicinenet.com] http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art...rticlekey=12915

I know cause I have osteoarthritis in both my knee joints & had arthroscopic surgery to trim both torn and damaged cartilages about 15yrs (left) & 10yrs (right) back. Eventually, I will need joint replacements as I get older. It started back in my twenties & I thought the crackling then in my knee joints was just "normal", until they started to hurt & swell on occasions. To date, I'm not able to do any jumping or any aggressive leg sports, except going for walks & swims.