[X] My Assistant

Dinosaur Comics has the second best alt-text. Gunshow is first at everything.

Don't forget to do the mouseover for the alt text. They're usually related and sometimes funny.

Yeah I actually spotted that like 15 pictures in, but I didn't go back to read the captions on the res, I'll have to do that sometime. Some strips are making me laugh retardledly hard.

GAH!
How come that this place is alwayst frequented the lowest when I'd the entertaining reading the most`:<

Your advice is requested:

I finally settled on a new name for my undead thing in HV. I called it Loli Vampire Queen (semi-obvious anime reference; there is actually one named Mina Tepes already, but I don't give a crap). Thing is, I can't decide what to call her attack. I'm torn between DDFC, DFDC, DUFC, DFUC, or just abandoning subtlety and spelling it out.

What do you fine people think I should do?

Godot will never come, but I will wait here regardless.

He did not come today, or yesterday, or the day before yesterday, or any day before that. I do not believe that he will come tomorrow, but I choose to think so regardless.

Have a seat. Sit down. Let us wait.

Tell me about your mother. Your father. Your brothers and your sisters, your friends and your enemies, your lovers, your peers, your mentors and your pupils. Tell me. Tell me that and much much more.

I have been here for so long I do not remember when I began or why I did.

I crave for information. For knowledge. For truth, for justice, for peace of mind, for salvation and redemption. I want to know this and that, and everything else.

But more importantly I wish to know what the fuck the stupid book is supposed to symbolize because I don't really get it.

I am waiting for Godot.

I am waiting for his explanation.

Oh, dear Father, who art in Heaven, praise be in Thy name, arst Thou Godot? I mean, Your name is in the fucking beginning.

DUFC

Yo, rad. I don't know if you're at all interested in video game remixes, but I just now downloaded the Bound Together (EarthBound, obviously) remix album and was wondering if you'd given it a listen? And if so, what your thoughts are on it.

I've noticed that I've been saying the line "I shouldn't do this but I'm gonna" a lot lately. Granted there's no one around to hear me say it but still.

I've noticed that I've been saying the line "I shouldn't do this but I'm gonna" a lot lately. Granted there's no one around to hear me say it but still.

Is that usually used for productive purposes, or is it more like "I really shouldn't shove this Tobasco bottle up my ass, I'm gonna anyways?"

It's pretty much always something ultimately self-destructive.

Ah. The bad kind. I've done my share of those. They make for good stories later on though.

I wish I had the will to even inflict harm upon myself, it could help me with my grades....

I wish I had the will to even inflict harm upon myself, it could help me with my grades....

Are you on clown school.

This post has been edited by removesdust: Dec 24 2011, 18:39

Are you on clown school.

Missing the point is my task. Leave it to me, I can at least make it sound funny.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Dec 25 2011, 04:30

I've been saying sarcastic stuff in my head, or even mutter it to myself sometimes, only to explain it a moment later. Something like, "Well, this should be fun, and by fun, I mean god awful."

I'm doing it way too much. It's starting to disturb me.

I've been saying sarcastic stuff in my head, or even mutter it to myself sometimes, only to explain it a moment later. Something like, "Well, this should be fun, and by fun, I mean god awful."

I'm doing it way too much. It's starting to disturb me.

I could make a stupid joke about you being brithish or something, but I'll levae it and instead point out that I also constantly need to explain myself to... well... myself. Sometimes We (or I, or GOSH I DON'T KNOW!) even start arguing, and it usually ends with:
"Why the hell are we arguing? We're the same fukcing person!" "Yeah sure we are, but you do this to get a better and more diverse perspective on the matter, instead of just one view, so we're forced to argue, noi hard feelings, bro!"

Dang, I screwed up my system for checking bounties. That's gonna mess me up for next week.

Hmm. I should start putting credits and hath into bounties. Any ahegao or NTR or loli stuff you recommend I donate to? I got about a thousand hath to blow. I could use the hath for perks but I kinda dropped HV a while ago and this last update just made me even more disappointed with it, so I might as well use this hath productively.

Not off the top of my head. You could just go through and look at them all. Or if there's something you want to see TL'd, you can sponsor a bounty yourself. There's a thread with info on the "correct" way of posting bounties. Except for my one, I've just been dropping credits on other people's bounties or co-sponsoring.

Hmm. I should start putting credits and hath into bounties. Any ahegao or NTR or loli stuff you recommend I donate to? I got about a thousand hath to blow. I could use the hath for perks but I kinda dropped HV a while ago and this last update just made me even more disappointed with it, so I might as well use this hath productively.

The update disappointed you? There's finally a way to upgrade stuff without grinding through item worlds, and stupid spirit attacks got replaced with something useful. I was actually motivated to get back into it.