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I boop your nose. *boop*

I boop your nose. *boop*

Doing it wrong.

I added more flour and milk than usually while making my melet because I've also sliced a tad too much ham and cheese..... so in the end, there was this omelet with twice the usual amout of flour and milk sitting in the pan being fried like in hellfire AND SUDDENLY IT STARTED GROWING OUT OF THE PAN..... now I have an awesomely poofy extra size omelet! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Who puts flour in omelets?

Who puts flour in omelets?

French people
And if not these, then at least Polish. I'd have rather expected to be asked "Who puts ham in omelets?"

In the US, the first person to suggest putting ham in something is hailed as a genius.

Even more so if they instead suggest bacon.

Edit:
Seriously. Bacon ice cream: it's a real fucking thing.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Dec 4 2011, 10:36

In the US, the first person to suggest putting ham in something is hailed as a genius.

Even more so if they instead suggest bacon.

Edit:
Seriously. Bacon ice cream: it's a real fucking thing.

Prosciutto ice cream, bitches.

There's bacon soap, too. Don't know why anyone would want to smell like bacon, I think it an awful idea and I love bacon.

Depends on the situation.

Advantage: You're into fat girls. Suddenly they're very attracted to you.

Disadvantage: You live in a rural area where there are bears walking around. Suddenly they're very attracted to you.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Dec 6 2011, 08:52

well, the weirdest food combination I ever created was strawberry ice on salami pizza

Its hilarious how much people don't know how to read directions. And by hilarious I mean its not.

Its hilarious how much people don't know how to read directions. And by hilarious I mean its not.

Hm, this have anything to do with people disregarding your directions in your loot bin? They are rather rude in doing so, you should take their credits (if they send them without notifying you) and not give them the equipment/items or ignore them otherwise.

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(IMG:[imgs.xkcd.com] http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/period.png)

Even rereading old comics, they still make me laugh.

xkcd makes me frown :<

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(IMG:[imgs.xkcd.com] http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/period.png)

Even rereading old comics, they still make me laugh.

What, good sir, is the source of these? My stats teacher loved posting similar comics in all his powerpoints. I have a few saved because I have his lectures but I never asked him for the source.

xkcd. Its in the image url.

What, good sir, is the source of these? My stats teacher loved posting similar comics in all his powerpoints. I have a few saved because I have his lectures but I never asked him for the source.

The source is xkcd dot com.

Ah yes, I never check image urls, though I did have a feeling that when you said xkcd makes you frown it would lead me to the source. Thanks guys.

This post has been edited by Pseudoshy: Dec 15 2011, 07:40

Well, it's rare for a webcomic to let you leech images.

Don't forget to do the mouseover for the alt text. They're usually related and sometimes funny.

Oglaf does that, too. Also, if you stop the site from loading before the picture appears, there's almost always another caption.