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I want some pizza.

I want some sex.

For the briefest millisecond, having sex with a pizza seemed like a good idea. A lesser man than myself might've even tried it.

Edit:
How might we find that out?

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Sep 9 2011, 07:58

When in doubt, apply the logic a good friend of mine once told me.

"Think of macaroni and cheese and pizza as the same thing, and all the world's answers shall be revealed."

Macaroni and cheese = pizza
Sex with macaroni and cheese = bad
Sex with pizza = bad

Today I thought that Top 10 Poster should be renamed to Top 10 Forum Whores

Oh, it's just Ano the Anon.

Lol, i just tried to explain to my cat that we're out of food and even i'll have to wait till tomorrow, and after that he stopped complaining, snuggled a bit and went out...

Hmm....

How are cats, anyhow, Benj?

I mean, I'd probably prefer cats to dogs since I don't think I have the energy to keep up with a dog but I've always thought that cats were somewhat high-maintenance due to pop culture.

I'd say it depends on how you raise it(The breed apparently takes a not insignificant influence as well).

Housecats are usually a bit more maintenance but therefor also a bit more social, playul etc.

My cat, for example, usually only comes for food, sometimes stays a bit to snuggle or take a (although short)nap in my bed, but generally stays outside.At least when the rest of my family is there.
Peculiarly(What am i saying, it's obvious whit that kind o relatives (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)) he is much calmer and not, as usually, anxious, when i'm alone, regularly sits around me and sleeps for longer periods. That is, so i think, because i've spent very much time and energy into him, as if he was a house cat...
Another one that i had was a maine coon\norwegyan forset cat and one could clearly notice that her breed is closer to the wild roots, much more reserved and harder to handle, although she had her typical "not so cold" moments..... She's been rollen over by some asshole who didn't even bring up the dignity to stop and scratch her off the street....

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(Actually intelligible) Summary:

If you don't have a garden and\or enough safe space and don't want to live with the risk of losing your kity to the busy street five feet away AND are VERY, VERY concerned about maintenance, then i'd recommend you to rather start liking lizards and akin.

If you just have enough time to have at least A social life or hobby, however small, then you definetly have time for a housecat.

And if you live in an area with gardens, nothing stands in your way.

But remember that a cat is just about as much as a Karma meter as any other intelligent being.

Why do you think about getting a pet at all?

No reason, to be honest, and I'm not really thinking to get a cat as much as wondering. I figure if I was thinking about raising a pet I'd need to be much more proficient at raising myself before I could even make an attempt to get a cat, I'm sorta lazy and a git.

I don't plan on living in a wide area. My ideal dream home would be an apartment with like 2, 3 rooms, a kitchen and a bathroom.

I hate large spaces. Woo hah.

Cats are pretty easy to take care of compared to dogs. As long as you don't fail at life, you can raise a cat.

It's probably a bad idea to listen to sad music when you don't have someone to cuddle you after.

Oh cmal, first you get my hopes up then you throw them to the ground harder than a pimp slapping his no-good dirty ain't-worth-the-smudge-of-dirt-on-mah-shoe-lick-it-off-bitch ho to the floor for not bringing him his goddamn DUE.

It's probably a bad idea to listen to sad music when you don't have someone to cuddle you after.

Explain to me why I'm listening to Jose Suicido's "Help Me" then.

Explain to me why I'm listening to Jose Suicido's "Help Me" then.

Cause you want someone to cuddle you and tell you everything is going to be okay?

Nah, because I find the depression hilarious because I first heard it in Henry Philip's cooking YouTube video.

You should look into getting an armadillo lizard. My parents got me one when I was about 6. I feed it maybe once a month. It just won't die.

You should look into getting an armadillo lizard. My parents got me one when I was about 6. I feed it maybe once a month. It just won't die.

Must be a demon.

I bet he's been dead for Years. His reflexes just still react to food.

I'm not sure I'd call Workaholics a good show, but at least one scene has stuck with me. The guys laying on the office floor in the middle of the night, tripping on mushrooms, and [youtu.be] Adam DeVine making up a song about Entrapment.