[X] My Assistant

I'm shaking in awe because you have such extremely sensitive ears.... I bet it'll be fun to tease you with a dog whistle (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Also: I finally picked up trainig again and am happy to seeing myself this evening covered in dirt, scratches and bruises... how illogical... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I'm having the hardest time deciding who the most annoying fucker on this forum is.

Why decide when you can make a shitlist?

Well, then you'd have to mass-acknowledge the idiots.

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=545304 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=96222 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=93034 on https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=33124

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=22156
https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=418426 https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=22156

https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198, https://forums.e-hentai.org/index.php?showuser=184198

Bored, Flinty?

Yah, I get that sometimes.

You warm my black, broken heart, you goofy Deutschbag.

Lewl. Deutschbag. I love it.

You warm my black, broken heart, you goofy Deutschbag.

Damn. I aimed to colour it green and patch it up. I guess my work isn't done yet.

Who let their dong out :winky:

Bolded the changed parts because I figure some people don't want to read through mediocre lyrics.

Who let their dongs out
(wank, wank, wank, wank)
(wank, wank, wank, wank)
(wank, wank, wank, wank)
(wank, wank, wank, wank)

Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)

(wank, wank, wank, wank)

When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yiff-y, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yiff-y Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yiff-y Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down

Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)

I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger

Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)

I'm gonna tell (Hey, Yiff-y, Yi, Yo)
To any girls calling them canine (Yiff-y, Yi, Yo)
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" (Yiff-y Yi, Yo)
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind (Yiff-y, Yi, Yo)
Her boner* runs out now

Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)

Say, A doggy is ruttin'** if he don't have a boner All dogy hold ya' boner, all doggy hold it
A doggy is ruttin' if he don't have a boner All dogy hold ya' boner, all doggy hold it
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my mind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benjiro*** man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do****
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(HNNNNNNNNNGl)

Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)
Who let their dongs out (wank, wank, wank, wank)

* This one's for doxy.
** Fancy hipster word for gettin' it on, doing the downward diddly, backside boning, doggy play, etc.
*** Jesus fuck it's like this forum was made for this song.
**** A cat is fine too.

What has science done?

I'll tell you what it hasn't done.

Given me the power to bring the dead back to life.

Most dead people are better off staying that way at this point.

I summon ZOMBIE CORPSE OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN. We can make funny puns about pork and Internet sites and the abolition of slavery and top hats.

Zombie corpse of Abraham Lincoln and I will hang out and be chill and we'll go hunting birds and cats for him to eat because I don't want him to rely on human flesh because he might develop a taste and I don't want him to eat me. And I'll make sure he eats all of the dead bird / cat corpse because otherwise they might become undead themselves and if he complains I'll be like "Mr. Abraham Lincoln well I never I thought you were a good man who ate his vegetables isn't that how you got tall after all the trouble I went through to get this corpse for you you decide not to eat it this is an insult upon my honor sir" and by using guilt and shame as my weapons I will make him eat the bones clean.

And he will be the best zombie corpse of an American president ever.

Adventure Time with Blorg and Abe?

So Blorg & Abe set out to find a new home
It's gonna be tough for a dumbass and an undead American president on their own
Here's a little house
Ah, Blorg's stickin' his foot in
Well, that's a bad idea dude, cause now that liberal thinks you're a jerkin' him off

And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean conservative man and his beautiful mail-order bride

A beehive, oh no! Don't put your foot in there, guy
Y'all tried that before, and you know it didn't turn out right
Big shell, go inside, look around, it seems alright
Frog jumps out, ah! it's a tiger
Throwing down potions for food and fire

You know you should've stayed and fought that sexy vampire Nancy Reagan
Abe was feeling terrified, he was super scared of her vampire bite
Which is understandable, cause vampires are really powerful
They're unreasonable and burnt out on dealing with mortals

Oh Nancy Reagan, why are you so mean?
I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my train of thought
Oh Nancy Reagan, can't you see these dudes are in pain?
No I can't... I'm invested in this very cute knitting design

So there go our dudes, walkin' on the chill tracks
Heading towards their destiny, I'm sure they'll figure something out

WHY AM I SUCH A HORRIBLE LYRIC REWRITER.

I'll admit, I enjoy a number of your posts (the majority, really), but most of your song lyrics fail to amuse me.


That's okay, though; I'm pretty sure I'm not your target audience.

GIVE ME LETTUCE!!!
(...What? That's my random thought...)