[X] My Assistant

If you fancy her then just make moves on her.

Hell to the no I'm not interested in her. We're friends and that's all I'd ever care for us to be. She sure does think I love hearing about her boyfriends though and likes to ask for advice and then completely ignore it. This was just a "why the fuck would you do that" type thought.

Hell to the no I'm not interested in her. We're friends and that's all I'd ever care for us to be. She sure does think I love hearing about her boyfriends though and likes to ask for advice and then completely ignore it. This was just a "why the fuck would you do that" type thought.

You need to stop coming off as a homosexual, brah.

Words of wisdom I'm sure.

Finally gots new interbutts.

Anto is back fom the sand!

Cappy needs a woman a few years older than him, if you ask me.

Pretty much. So are guys, for that matter, but at least when a guy burns his hand on a hot stove he stops touching the hot stove.

Not that he should've in the first place. Because the kitchen is a woman's place.

Pfft. No wonder you have issues with women, darling. Very few of them cook these days, let alone have the ability to perform any of the womanly duties associated with them.

And many others are even more dumb.... I don't want to sound chauvinistic but i've never experienced it otherwise....

So far i met only one girl that you could properly speak with, we talked for hours and i really felt that i have have finally met someone who meets my standards(excluding my two friends, who obviously do so as well..).....

So, everyone knew I was joking, right? I don't give a shit if a girl can cook. I'm no wizard in the kitchen, but I can keep myself from starving.

I can cook, and i don't measure a woman's(or any person's) value by their aility to fulfill practical tasks.
But i do measure somebody's value for me personally by it's mental capability and interestingness. And i have so far not met many that suited this, neither male nor female.
The point is that i've met strikingly more males that you could have a decent conversation with.
I do not like what i see and am sure that the cause is definetly not genetical but societal, but it just is as it is....

I'm no wizard in the kitchen, but I can keep myself from starving.

That reads like a real accomplishment to me.

WOAAAAH EVERYTHING'S PERFECT JUST NOW!!!
I'm alone and the night is so beautiful, everythings quiet outside, and i'm inside drinking warmed up milk directly from the pot, while this plays in the backgrund and i felt just like "woah" and then i was there, with that beautiful landscape and i felt like in one of those ghibli movies or any other great anime with that special feeling and the music and everything and i've been sucked away by it for minutes and aaaaaaaaaw.....
Like a wake-dream.... NOW the vacations were really, REALLY great! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

oh my god, this was so beautiful, i almost started crying like that double rainbow guy....
It was even stronger than my usual drftings and daydreams....

This was a requital for the calamity that i usually have to face in daily life..... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
I'm so happy now... i can't stop thinking of how happy i am....
Sorry, i might be a bit annoying , now... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jun 26 2011, 02:03

drinking watmed up milk

That sounds horribly unpleasant.

yeah, none of my posts without a typo, huh? I fixed it. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
I wanna fuck something now (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
..... ....,*laughing facepalm about own statement*

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jun 26 2011, 02:04

Oh, you are adorable.

wow.... your new signature is..... uh.... original (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)
Not that i'm confused... i'm just a tad... uh...surprised....

.....also, as far as i know, the word charm(e) is written with an e in the end..... I'm not native english on the other hand though and might live a bit too close to france...

I've never seen charm spelled with an e.

You're actually right....
i knew the word "charm" onl iny the sense of "amulet" and was used to that in france and germany, it's written with an e....
Sorry...

So adorable. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

It's so hot here. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

I should totally start a story thread soon...