[X] My Assistant

Like the great Ray Gillette once said, "Please girl, no one's that gay."

If balls were as big as boobs, d-cups at that... Would one be able to get a ball-job?

If balls were as big as boobs, d-cups at that... Would one be able to get a ball-job?

That seems plausible even with ordinary-sized balls.

Sounds quite painful, no? I mean, given the right person, who is into rough sex-'

Well I just explained my theory to myself, now didn't I? What a quandary.

If balls were as big as boobs, d-cups at that... Would one be able to get a ball-job?

https://e-hentai.org/g/366482/bda5c5653a/

I downloaded that like, six times.

Those veins didn't make anatomical sense.

Veins ? I thought they were Mayan runes carved on the surface.

That would make more sense.

Gawd, I am so sleepy.

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This post has been edited by r3dd0ssal: Nov 5 2020, 10:53

Heh...

Galleryfags.

While doing my daily trawl through the galleries, I remembered the strange dream I had. It was weird and disjointed and I was pretty lucid through most of it. Strangest of all, it featured a fairly attractive chick who was topless the entire time she appeared. I never dream about boobs, despite how much I love them. And I tend to remember all my dreams.

I've got a weird urge to dress in Steampunk, get drunk, get arrested for public intoxication and go off on a rant in Olde Timey English about how that consarned Professor Artemus Zelinski stole my time machine and I'm stuck in this dad-blasted era until the end of my days.

Youtube?

Speaking of youtube, I just closed my tab after watching this video about a three year old girl crying becauuse she loves Bieber. Barring my initial don't give a damn moment, I spared about a minute watching that shit and found myself pitying her. Then, I see a link on the side of the page saying she met Bieber that was made by a channel called, 'All4kidstube' or something. I watched it, my pity went away and then I realized that most of the people on that page were making fun of the little girl in the video, and the one who made it, calling her 'fat head' and 'ugly' and some others too.

She's a kid. WTF is wrong with some people?

YouTube comment is where intelligence goes to die.

Every video with music will inevitably end up with a comment noting that the artist is a true musician and that [insert popular musicians today] are crap compared to it. Unless you're in a recent popular musician's video, in which case said musician is a true artist whereas all the rest are generic.

Every video even remotely connected to religion will eventually become a religious debate, especially if it's a comedic one. And some that have nothing to do with religion will still be one anyhow.

Every rap video will eventually become a debate about racism. Actually, any video with a black person prominently featured will become a debate about racism.

Every video, without exception, will have a political comment.

And then there's the plethora of goddamn thumbs up comments made by a bunch of fucking attention whores who apparently find that stuff gratifying, even reposting a comment just for the sake of such or stealing comments from others.

Scratch that, YouTube is where intelligence goes to suffer a fate worse than death.

In retrospect, the ad spammers are the brightest and the best of them all.

Incidentially, is there a way to hide them? I hate knowing what's in a Future Short before I even get to watch it.

Interestingly, yesterday I made my first Youtube video, basically because I was forced to.

Don't forget that every Youtube video comment HAS TO HAVE a comment about how many likes/dislikes it has.

Then when people also come up with tons of scenarios about how many people that disliked the video.

Thumbs up if you liked my comment!