[X] My Assistant

Despite any animosities we may have towards each other, that doesn't mean I'm not concerned that you are sick. I hope you feel better soon. I may not put much faith in prayer, but I'll say a little prayer for you anyway.

Talking to yourself leads nowhere.

Awww. Lovers quarrel.

At least Marvin hasn't ordered a hit on Brad yet.

Assassins are pricey, and money isn't something I have very much of.

Talking to yourself leads nowhere.

Yea, prayer may just be a form of talking to one's self. However, I still do it on rare occasions. Besides, whether you like it or not, I already prayed for you to get better and not die. So, I hope you feel better soon.

You two would make a cute couple.

Whatever you have to tell yourself kid.

I'd make a Big Bang Theory joke, but that would require me to find the episode and the quote, and I can't be bothered to do that at the moment.

You two would make a cute couple.

Cute + me = not cute

Pick someone you'd like to see a sex tape of; if I'm the other person in the sex tape, I'd bet dollars to donuts you wouldn't watch that tape (without vomiting).

This post has been edited by BradRepko: Apr 8 2010, 05:53

Whatever you have to tell yourself kid.

He's older than you.

He's older than you.

Physically, yes; mentally, no.

I was referring to mental age.
--Damn ninja posts--

This post has been edited by Marvin666: Apr 8 2010, 05:55

See, Marvin, Brad practically knows what you're thinking.

In real life, he'd be finishing your sentences.

See, Marvin, Brad practically knows what you're thinking.

In real life, he'd be finishing your sentences.

I don't even know what I'm thinking

Cute + me = not cute

Pick someone you'd like to see a sex tape of; if I'm the other person in the sex tape, I'd bet dollars to donuts you wouldn't watch that tape (without vomiting).

I meant because you both would would make a cute couple because you bicker like an old married couple.

Also, because you're both faggots.

Physically, yes; mentally, no.

You seem about equal to me.

You seem about equal to me.

I cry when people say mean things to me. That doesn't exactly scream emotionally mature.

Get some balls between your legs, champ. Otherwise the real world will eat you alive.

Get some balls between your legs, champ. Otherwise the real world will eat you alive.

I avoid the real world for this very reason. If I had known this forum could be so cruel and heartless, I would have never set up shop here.

So why the hell are you still here?