[X] My Assistant

Yesterday, I carried my bike two floors upstairs all the way into my room, and the only thing that made me notice that "something is wrong"(The bike actually belongs into the cellar) was that I didn't find an aesthetically suitable place to set it down....
that was kinda funny...

Overtime is the suck... until the paycheck.

Bored? Open this link in another tab, but stay on here and read the lyrics I made here when you hear the singing start.

Ya papa ya papa
Eat champagne
Hush a dude
Go meatwad
You cannot go pee

Ya papa ya papa
Eat champagne
You don't know that Heman
Ducky got to pee

Red camel, glad that wasn't me
Grandma Grandma, I think I'm gonna poo
Give me dough and I shit fried rice
Grandma Grandma you
Bit my tongue niggo
Save the homo, Joe
And save the Heman too

Netting my oat hole
Ginseng gyno
Sticky guy, Yoko
Eating out your nose
Having a Kudo
Bed and steamboat
You can't have the money
Nacho ooh
Bill, Lou, Moe
Let's sex with me
So you has the noodle-roni
You may know rotten doo-doo
Sue me, sue me, that genie and gnome

Maybe walk through your front table
Don't eat the ice cream weasel
I'll shit a knife, I'm evil

Meet two men that you could eat
Grandma Grandma you make the Ragu®
Coke and meat, now wish for Dan
Grandma Grandma Day
I fell down today
Saw my mom, nigga
Owed me all that cheese

I love Raab.

I wish we could be friends :<

What's stopping you exactly?

The accursed Friend Barrier.

It zaps people who wish to be friends.

Does not work on masochists or people who have immunity to electricity, like noted celebrity Jon Hamm, the 44th vice president of the USA Dan Quayle, or sports legend Anthony Parker.

What's stopping you exactly?

Mild depression compounded with an inferiority complex and an acute fear of intimacy.

So Rob doesn't have a kickass electromagnetic field that allows him to rain electric death upon those foolish enough to approach him?

So Rob doesn't have a kickass electromagnetic field that allows him to rain electric death upon those foolish enough to approach him?

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Plausible is good enough.

Mild depression compounded with an inferiority complex and an acute fear of intimacy.

Well, I do have my hangups. I'm sorry they've gotten in the way of being friends.

I'd go off on the whole "it's not you, it's me" thing, but no matter how appropriate it is in whatever situation, it's still kind of a wonky adage.

Oh you guys and your self-deprecation.

Makes me glad I'm don't think lowly of myself.

Mainly because I know that I can't get any lower. 8D

I'd go off on the whole "it's not you, it's me" thing, but no matter how appropriate it is in whatever situation, it's still kind of a wonky adage.

We should definitely get together and start on Boner Village 2: Lesbian Boogaloo.

Makes me glad I'm don't think lowly of myself.

Me are think you are be swell guy.

We should definitely get together and start on Boner Village 2: Lesbian Boogaloo.

I'm usually on Steam, get at me, nig.

I just did a huge editing job for a couple of other projects, but I should be good to go.

Me are think you are be swell guy.

I do have a swelled belly.
Sorta fat.

I'm usually on Steam, get at me, nig.

I just did a huge editing job for a couple of other projects, but I should be good to go.

Yeah, I've been meaning to install my graphics card so I can actually play the games I got off there. I'll definitely have to hit you up.

I do have a swelled belly.
Sorta fat.

I bet you have a sweet ass.

(The bike actually belongs into the cellar)

I dunno why, but I find that adorable.

When in doubt, Getter Rays.

Damn, no matter how much I shave, I still have a five o'clock shadow.