[X] My Assistant

Do I know this person?

I need a word beginning with C that means "missing the point", but I can't think of one. It'll keep me up all night, I know it.

confusedmal

I need a word beginning with C that means "missing the point", but I can't think of one. It'll keep me up all night, I know it.

The word you are looking for is completelymissingthepoint.

Or confounded?

Any one sentence can be one word if you just remove the spaces.

Blorg is an innovator.

I think outside the box in a world where boxes don't exist.

I just hate the blacks. It is all I am good for :<

But you're damn good at it and don't let anybody else tell you different.

You're here, you hate the blacks, dill is a type of cucumber.

Cucumber and dill brine is the number one best selling soda in Japan.

I don't like it, but I guess I'll have to... dill with it.

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA- FUCK NO I AIN'T GONNA DEAL WITH IT.

I CAN DEAL WITH IT AFTER I'M DEAD.

Death is the great equalizer.

Blorg is... the innovator.
Death is... the equalizer.
Fear is... the motivator.
Together, they commit crimes.
This year, get ready for the heist of the century!
"All's Well in Blorg"
Coming to a theater near you!

confusedmal

Eh?

capriciousmal

Eh?

Canadianmal?

Canadianmal?

Apathetic Canuckmal?

If I could choose one superpower, it would be skin that disintegrates mosquitoes on contact. I have thought this through.

a) If I had blood that was toxic to mosquitoes, then the fuckers would die but I'd still get my blood drained and be itchy. Plus, waking up to find that there are a bunch of dead mosquitoes around you is very disturbing.
b) Mosquito-repelling skin keeps 'em away, but I don't want 'em to go away. I want them dead.
c) I could wish for something like super-hard skin, to prevent the mosquitoes but then I wouldn't be able to feel anything, including love. I'd be dead inside and outside.
d) When I was younger, I wanted to become a Super Saiyan with an aura that could burn up all mosquitoes that came into contact with it. I later realized that the aura of Super Saiyans didn't really have any effect besides showing your power level, and even if they did I'd end up burning everything around me, not just the mosquitoes.

However, having blood that disintegrates mosquitoes might also be a good idea. While I would get bitten, I'd also be able to further the mosquito annihilation cause by bleeding myself and then giving the blood to everyone around the world. Because my blood is harmful only to mosquitoes (with the exception of the genus Toxorhynchites and other non-blood drinking mosquitoes) enough of it would ensure that everyone can spray it in the air and slaughter all mosquitoes around their immediate area. I'd probably need blood-regeneration superpowers to prevent myself from dying though.

Alternative: Superpower in which I disintegrate mosquitoes simply by existing. All the mosquitoes. But after activating it once it would be useless. I don't want to be useless.

This post has been edited by BlorgAlmighty: May 16 2011, 07:58

I need a word beginning with C that means "missing the point", but I can't think of one. It'll keep me up all night, I know it.

The word you're looking for, I think, is 'Clueless'.

If I could choose one superpower, it would be skin that disintegrates mosquitoes on contact. I have thought this through.

I've had this thought on occasion. After thinking it through further, though, I concluded in my high school years that if I could choose one superpower, it would be always having correct/exact change in my pocket. For anything. Technically it's just a 'I wish I were rich' thing, I guess, but this way I wouldn't have to deal with heavy taxation or, provided I was subtle about it, friends and family hounding me for money.

Mmm, I remember reading this old Chinese folklore about an old woman who found an old discarded pot/cauldron that could multiply anything inside it. Some people offered to buy it from her, whereas one man offered a partnership - he would provide the coins and then they would keep putting in the gold coins and taking them out, effectively ensuring that they would never run out of money. The old woman refused all of them, choosing instead to do what she had been doing ever since she found the pot - put rice in it. The thoughts I had were varied and many, but of little consequence, yet I wondered all the same what I'd do if I had such an object in my possession.

I probably should visit the galleries and do a few reviews for my thread this week. Unfortunately, that would mean going to the galleries and actually looking at awful shit to review.