[X] My Assistant

There's a few of you I could see hanging out with. Maybe even have teh buttsecks with.

Edit: DERP DERP

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Apr 28 2011, 02:27

sometimes i wish, we(the forum members) could meet in RL...
It could impossibly not be entertaining (double negation, duh...)

I think a lot of the people you find entertaining on here would be surprisingly boring in person. Yourself included.

Oh, no doubt about it.

Part of the interest is the mystery.

I'm really quite kind and caring.

Why cant we be close like the community on FAKKU? :<

TAMPA BAY!!!

Ovechkin, it's your ass next.

Oh, dear God, I miss that program(me).

So I was talking with this 32 year old guy who wanted to hook up, which was cool. Except he was really weird about not calling me or wanting me to call him. Turns out he's married and didn't want his wife knowing he was having an affair. I was so appalled I wanted kick his ass and drag him to his wife a bloody mess and make him beg for forgiveness. Nothing I can't stand more is people who hurt their loved ones.

So I was talking with this 32 year old guy who wanted to hook up, which was cool. Except he was really weird about not calling me or wanting me to call him. Turns out he's married and didn't want his wife knowing he was having an affair. I was so appalled I wanted kick his ass and drag him to his wife a bloody mess and make him beg for forgiveness. Nothing I can't stand more is people who hurt their loved ones.

Well damn, you do have a heart after all.
But... Nothing I can't stand more? I-Is that a double negative or something?

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Apr 28 2011, 06:58

Do you plan on being good anytime in the near future? Or even moderate?

Why do you care?

Because I have to look at your posts on a somewhat regular basis.

Sorry buddy. If its any consolation, I consider you a fairly respectable person whose witty posts are a treat to read, even if you don't feel the same way. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Different subject- the hell is up with that picture of the broken hymen/bleeding pussy?

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Apr 28 2011, 11:18

Sorry buddy. If its any consolation, I consider you a fairly respectable person even if it isn't the other way around. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sad.gif)

Well not to sound like an asshole, but that's obviously because I'm awesome and you're not. All you need is a little more awesome.

Different subject- the hell is up with that picture of the broken hymen/bleeding pussy?

You just answered your own question.

How about moderately cool? I have to save my awesome for my deathbed so I can flip off the grim reaper and live.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Apr 28 2011, 11:30

So I was talking with this 32 year old guy who wanted to hook up, which was cool. Except he was really weird about not calling me or wanting me to call him. Turns out he's married and didn't want his wife knowing he was having an affair. I was so appalled I wanted kick his ass and drag him to his wife a bloody mess and make him beg for forgiveness. Nothing I can't stand more is people who hurt their loved ones.

If he's going to be having some extra-marital relationships, he'll have to learn to be more discreet about it. Don't want to get caught, after all.

How about moderately cool? I have to save my awesome for my deathbed so I can flip off the grim reaper and live.

You could start with a decent av&sig.

But... Nothing I can't stand more? I-Is that a double negative or something?

No. I've experienced being cheated on before, so to see or experience more of it is something "I can't stand more" of.

If he's going to be having some extra-marital relationships, he'll have to learn to be more discreet about it. Don't want to get caught, after all.

Thank you for stating the obvious.

I wonder when it's filled. Boy, am I sick.

Richard Cockboners XIV